Every year the UIUC pumps out some of the most promising, intelligent, and perpetually drunk people in the entire world. When graduation day rolls around, it’s time for the real world: are you prepared? If not, you’re in luck, because The Black Sheep has cranked out this easy-to-follow list of things to expect from graduation.10.) […]
The University of Illinois Board of Trustees, after batting around ideas for several hours, has finally settled on a solution to the university’s budget crisis: burning the Engineering Quad to the ground and collecting the insurance money.The Black Sheep caught Trustee Edward McMillan as he was making his exit and managed to get the rundown […]
After the hype of hiring ex-NFL football coach Lovie Smith as Head Football Coach of the Fighting Illini died down a bit, students and faculty alike have been equally excited about the opportunities Smith will bring to the university. Most notably, the rotting, vampiric, athletic body of UIUC will be feeding on him for the […]
“You’ve gotta be kidding me,” Harrison said as his pre-assigned roommate from ISR chewed Hot Cheetos and watched House of Cards on his computer.
Wading into the lively bar scene at Brothers last Friday night, an ominous old man caused the entire establishment to come to an awkward silence.