According to a recent report, sugar daddies are the latest trend at UNC Charlotte, so why not jump on the bandwagon to find your tuition-paying ~daddy~?
Let’s look at some of the rosy faces that you graciously provided us on your “Class of 2021” Facebook page. If we chose you as tribute, consider it an honor.
When you're heading out on spring break next week, make sure to show your Niner pride to all the other drunken college students you go to a commuter school.
When you have to let one rip on campus, take our word for the best place to gift the Niner Nation with your air bagels, booty blasts, or cheek squeakers.
If you're in the depressing percentage of the population that has to take Saturday classes, you're definitely going to recognize these types of students.