Dean Haverton, President of Beta Omicron Tau Fraternity, has reportedly put Block as the only thing on his Christmas list this year, after drastically paring down a list that consisted of almost exclusively Patagonia and North Face clothing. Haverton explained that even though he was unlikely to get Block at Red Lion, let alone Block […]
Have you ever wondered what Santa’s naughty and nice lists would look like if they had a sexy component and were specific to UIUC? Well if you have that’s pretty weird quite frankly, but lucky for you, The Black Sheep has delivered once again to satisfy your darkest fantasies. We’re basically doing that jolly bastard […]
The great thing about gin is that is has to have a minimum alcoholic content to actually be labeled as gin, so you can be rest assured that you’re not drinking that weak lean, son. The blue bottle gives Bombay Sapphire a classy look, as if drinking gin doesn’t already make you the classiest bloke […]
It’s that time of the year when the whole family gets back together and political correctness and sobriety get thrown out the window within 20 minutes.
A freshman at U of I, became overcome with dread after seeing his annoying friend confirm that he was coming to Champaign to celebrate Unofficial.
In typical fashion, Urbana residents of the trendier half of the Champaign-Urbana twin cities have decided to take their finals before Finals Week.
Students witnessed a member of the university’s basketball team miss his shot while attempting to shoot a ball of paper into the classroom garbage can.