Stories By Travis Schmidt
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NYU
NYU Freshman Walks to Columbia; Declares it a ‘Religious Experience’
“I am an atheist, but I might become agnostic after this, maybe even Baptist,” reflected LS...
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Local Tape Holding ‘Pulp Fiction’ Poster Starting to Give Up Too
A local piece of tape holding a Pulp Fiction poster is, according to Tisch freshman, Quentin...
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7 Questions We Have for NYU Ambassadors and Their Purple Jackets
You know who you are. Standing out in the crowd like a walking violet flower taking...
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6 Things That are Actually Terrifying About Living in NYC
Ghosts, goblins, and ghouls? No, no, and no. To be fair, these things are absolutely horrifying...
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College Republican Rejects Study Abroad Opportunity, Claiming it to be ‘Unpatriotic’
Tisch sophomore and fervent member of the College Republicans, Paul Bannon, reportedly applied to study abroad...
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QUIZ: Are You Worthy of President Andy Hamilton’s Love?
Whether a lowly freshman or downtrodden senior, we all wonder, “Do I deserve the love of...
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NYU Public Safety Sends Another Email to Remind Students that Alcohol is Bad
Last Friday morning, NYU’s Public Safety team issued an email to all students asking that they...
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Steinhardt Sophomore Returns to Campus with Superiority Complex
“Frankly, you freshman, I don’t give a damn,” said Tisch sophomore Reginald Fitzwallace. For Fitzwallace, a...
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BREAKING: NYU Main Campus Civil War With Tandon Escalates
Several weeks ago, The Black Sheep reported on the recent, blasphemous declaration of war by Tandon...
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NYU Senior Finds Fordham, Drops Out Before Graduation
He boarded the uptown 4 train, and he knew a long, arduous trek filled with danger,...