Stories By Wylie Burrell
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9 UMass Resources Literally No One Uses Because They’re Stupid
Since it’s inception, UMass has developed a number of unpopular resources to aid those worthy patrons...
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UMass Tradition Ruined by Excessive Drinking
Since its founding in 1863, UMass has accumulated an astoundingly disproportionate amount of traditions to keep the...
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Booze Review: Watermelon Rubinoff
Rubinoff. The name conjures scenes of vomit, painted over rolling New England landscapes. For every high...
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6 STD Infested Areas at UMass to Definitely Avoid
On today’s college campuses something like 25% of students contract an STD. Given this frightening statistic,...
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How to Riot at UMass After the Patriots Inevitably Win the Super Bowl… Again
This Sunday marks the fifty-second annual NFL Super Bowl, to be played between the New England...
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How to JUUL in Class Like a True Minuteman
JUULing: campus epidemic, or hot new trend? While JUULs may seem cool and flashy, who are...
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An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole My Fracket
To the guy (or girl, or non-binary member of our UMass community) who stole my fracket last...
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6 of the Most Fucked Up Things to Ever Happen at UMass
UMass Amherst has a reputation for being somewhat of a “party school,” but exactly what constitutes...
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8 Cool Ways to do Drugs This Holiday Season
Ah, the holidays. A time for family, presents, colder weather, and extreme drug abuse. What childhood...
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6 Things UMass Students Would Have Brought on the Mayflower
The Mayflower. Can you picture it? Big heaving wooden menace, lost adrift in the Atlantic for...