Wylie Burrell

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9 UMass Resources Literally No One Uses Because They’re Stupid

Since it’s inception, UMass has developed a number of unpopular resources to aid those worthy patrons...

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UMass Tradition Ruined by Excessive Drinking

Since its founding in 1863, UMass has accumulated an astoundingly disproportionate amount of traditions to keep the...

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Booze Review: Watermelon Rubinoff

Rubinoff. The name conjures scenes of vomit, painted over rolling New England landscapes. For every high...

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6 STD Infested Areas at UMass to Definitely Avoid

On today’s college campuses something like 25% of students contract an STD. Given this frightening statistic,...

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How to Riot at UMass After the Patriots Inevitably Win the Super Bowl… Again

This Sunday marks the fifty-second annual NFL Super Bowl, to be played between the New England...

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How to JUUL in Class Like a True Minuteman

JUULing: campus epidemic, or hot new trend? While JUULs may seem cool and flashy, who are...

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An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole My Fracket

To the guy (or girl, or non-binary member of our UMass community) who stole my fracket last...

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6 of the Most Fucked Up Things to Ever Happen at UMass

UMass Amherst has a reputation for being somewhat of a “party school,”  but exactly what constitutes...

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8 Cool Ways to do Drugs This Holiday Season

Ah, the holidays. A time for family, presents, colder weather, and extreme drug abuse. What childhood...

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6 Things UMass Students Would Have Brought on the Mayflower

The Mayflower. Can you picture it? Big heaving wooden menace, lost adrift in the Atlantic for...