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University of Connecticut
6 Steps to Making This Winter Your Bitch at UConn

Take note of the following tips to ensure you don't quietly drift into a cold, permanent slumber on edge of Swan Lake after a night at Ted's.

Top 10 Best/Worst Places to Crash if You’re Spending NYE in Storrs

If you're heading down to Storrs this weekend and need a place to crash, look no further than these crafty ideas that def. aren't just Ted's basement.

The 5 Assholes You’ll Inevitably Run Into At Your Hometown Big Y

With finals soon upon us, it's hard to think about anything back home besides the warm comfort of our beds... but we thought of a few dreadful things.

16 Things UConn Would Have Rather Voted For in the 2016 Election

Soup Doup man, Jonathan the Husky, or even a heap of f***ing sand from a construction site would've been an better option. Oh well, there's always 2020.

6 *NOT CRAZY* Conspiracies on Why We Can’t Get Fetty Tickets

It would seem as though SUBOG has done fucked up, but there are plenty other completely logical reasons as to why the website crashed...

5 Things Worse Than Not Being “Allowed” To Go To Off-Campus Frats

Don't worry ladies, The Black Sheep has you covered in the face of disaster.