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Top 10: Exchange Themes

March 12, 2010 - 5:00 pm | Posted by: Staff

Top10 Exchange themes between sororities and fraternities have gotten a little lackluster these days. Is there really a difference between "What Used to be Cool" and "I Love the '90s"? And what's all this bullshit about being politically correct? If the rest of the campus community is going to hate on Greeks, it might as well be for something legit. So stick it to those GDIs and choose one of the following themes for your next event. Who knows, if you offend the right people, you definitely won't be spending the night alone.

10. Famous Assassinations: Basically, choose your favorite (successful) murder of a public personality and you're locked and loaded to go! Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Jr., JFK, Archduke Franz Ferninand. Group shotgunning is obviously required.

9. Things I Saw on Chatroulette.com: The Internet's latest craze provides a slew of costume ideas. Finally, an excuse to wear your leopard-print body suit! Or go as a fun-loving hockey-mask wearing social misfit. But if you really can't come up with something, just go as a penis.

8. "I Wanna be the Minority": Let's face it, diversity among Greeks is about as rare as finding a size 8 in a sorority house. So here's our opportunity to walk in someone else's shoes! Turbans, kimonos, bindis and chain necklaces should be as stereotypical as possible. Peace signs must be visible in all photographs.

7. Kickin' It with Domestic Violence: Nothing screams drunken debauchery better than a broken home. In order to achieve reality, an extensive amount of dark eye makeup, Cheeto-stained fingertips and mullets are necessary. Sporadic punted baby dolls wouldn't hurt either. Also, only whiskey-milk bottles and Natty Light should be allowed.

6. Drunk Disasters and Crunk Casualties: Tragedy brings people together, so just imagine the bonding that will occur at this exchange. The party will really start rocking once people dressed as Haitian earthquake victims roll in. Have a trench coat lying around? Go as a Columbine shooter. Get a group to do "the wave" and call yourselves Katrina. End the night with a bang and shower everyone with Anthrax. Make sure and try the punch! Or don't, your call.

5. KKKegger: It's still a little chilly out, so you better bring a few extra crosses to burn just to keep everyone warm. If girls want to be cute, they can even go for the light pink hoods and robes, because hey, even Klansmen want to get laid. Remember, though, cut a mouth hole in the hood, otherwise you won't be getting drunk.

4. Bitches Ain't Shit: Worthless Women in History : Susan B. Anthony would be rolling in her grave with this theme. But everyone knows that girls will never be as good as boys anyway (Glass Ceiling, anyone?) Marie Curie, Rosa Parks, Virgin Mary - who needs 'em? And if you really want to piss people off, go as history's biggest bitch: Eve.

3. Winter Special Olympics: Now that the Winter Games are over, we need another source for athleticism and national pride. To exclude the Winter Special Olympics would be discriminatory - talk about retarded. Tonight, everyone's a winner.

2. Antiseminite : If you don't get laid, blame it on the Jews. If the keg runs dry, blame it on the Jews. If you pass out in a chair, blame it on the Jews. Oh, hey, did you hear they control the world's money supply?

1. Tacos and Tequila: Sorry to put this event back in the spotlight but who doesn't love beating a dead horse? Pencil-thin mustaches, lawnmowers and fake pregnant stomachs are offensive? The University and Latino community thought so. The participants in said theme will be graduating in the spring and we'd hate for their legacy to be lost. This one just totally crossed the line. People don't forget. ¡Arriba!