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In this episode of Booze Before Noon, Brendan and the Milky Bois pair Malort with some “Watermelon” malt liquor (:52), then eat some peppers (pics below) and talk about Gen Ed requirements while Mike drinks an uncomfortable amount of milk (8:30). Next they try to find meaning in the lyrics of Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” (16:13) before playing Two Truths and a Lie and find out that Mike didn’t know how to pee in a urinal before high school (19:53).
Finally, they give 0 Star reviews to stupid things (29:01), and finish it off with some stories of Great Feats of Drunkenness — great accomplishments they’ve achieved whilst drunk (33:50). We’d like to thank our sponsor, Butt Hats.