Relationship Status: He’s single, ladies.
Major: Doesn’t have one because he’s a badass.
Favorite Drink: Whiskey
Favorite Shot: Fireball
Disgusting Drink: Long Island. People think it’s good but it’s really not at all.
What drink or shot would you think a gravy chaser is best for? Why?:
Kahlua, because it’s coffee liquor and I guess that would taste okay with gravy, but probably not.
What high-proof liquor is the cranberry sauce of drinking? Why?:
Patron—it’s pretty damn fancy.
If you had to make a Thanksgiving feast out of consumable at Cornerstone what would be the main course?:
Turkey burgers. I just really like them…
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during Thanksgiving?:
One time I got so drunk that I had to leave the dinner table to go throw up in the bathroom where everyone could hear me. Then I blacked out.
If you were in charge of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, what float would you demand? Why?:
Snoopy, because it’s a classic.
Going home for Thanksgiving, what will you miss most about College Park?:
The people. They’re just all family.
What are you least thankful for?:
How much would you sell yourself for on Black Friday?:
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because everyone should get a good laugh every now and then!