Fall semester is almost in session, which means it’s time to hit the books and the booze. The Black Sheep scoured the bars of Tallahassee to bring you our Bartender of the Week, an expert among all things alcohol and customer satisfaction. We found him at Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack on Bronough, just North of Tennessee Street. Along with Tallahassee’s best oysters, burgers, and bartenders you can find karaoke, comedy, and trivia there every week.
Bar: Birds Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
Relationship Status: Taken but it’s complicated
Favorite Drink: Whiskey Soda with Lemon
Favorite Shot: American Honey, straight up
Disgusting Drink: A Red Bull with Jagermeister
What’s going to be all the drinking rage this school year?: Hmm… I think it’s gonna be gin.
Where’s the best place for a sneaky make out sesh in Birds?: Probably the bathroom.
What’s the best thing that happened to you this summer?: That’s a toughie… my motorcycle got fixed, that was pretty awesome. Now I can enjoy it ‘til it breaks again!
What’s something you wish someone told you when you were a freshman?: I hate to say this to a college student, but don’t waste your money. Start working immediately.
Which two swear words are best put together?: I guess I’d have to say fuckin’ shit… yeah, fuckin’ shit.
What is the laziest way to avoid the “freshman 15”?: Don’t drink? Though that negates all the fun stuff in college.
What is the spirit animal of your most sexual fantasy?: Let’s go with lion.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?: ‘Cause there’s an article about me in it.
There you have it! Trey has the ins an outs of both the liquor cabinet and his sexual fantasies. Hang out with him where it’s always poppin’: at Birds Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack.