Ohio State Daddy Of The Week: Sam

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Name: Sam Myers
Twitter Handle: @samrmyers
Year: Freshman
Major: Marketing with minors in Jewish Oral History and Cultural Anthropology
Relationship Status: Single af
Fraternity: Zeta Beta Tau, Nu Chapter
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers, I like to let it hang.

What was the best “dad” moment you’ve ever experienced?:
When I found out who was coming for the spring concert, I said “Oh! That Rae Shmurda guy is coming? That’s cool.” Not realizing that’s not how you say his name. I really felt like a dad in that moment.

If you were a condom flavor which would you be and why?:
Strawberry Banana because I’m a basic bitch.

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, why?:
Marry The Tooth Fairy because she’s a rich bitch, and she can be my suga momma. Kill The Easter Bunny because I don’t fuck with bestiality. Fuck Santa Claus because I wanna stuff his stocking.

Two in the bush, one in the _______:
Tush

What’s one thing about you that most people don’t know?:
I’m banned from working at any university dining facility.

Which character from South Park describes you best?:
Cartman because I’m a chubby, mean sack of shit.

Tell us a dad joke:
*Sees a morbidly obese person walking by*
“He’s got more Chins than a Chinese phonebook!”

Would you rather drag your tongue across a toilet seat in Midway for ten seconds or be in a bottom house for the rest of your college career?:
Toilet seat at Midway, no questions asked.

If you had to pick a song title to describe your life, which would it be and why?:
The Disappointment Factory.

Why do you think you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
Because I put ‘addy’ in daddy.

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
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