UMass’ Daddy Of The Week: Andrew
Name: Andrew Cyr
Twitter Handle: @Why_So_Cyrious
Major: Sports Journalism
Relationship Status: Wife left me for a man with more money
Fraternity: Sigma Delta NoPros
Boxers or Briefs: I like to mix it up depending on the day/mood.
Tell us a dad joke:
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles!
What do you think about when you’re sitting in traffic and your kids are screaming about God-knows-what in the backseat?:
I should have moved to Hollywood to puruse my acting career as an infomercial star.
What are 5 words to describe your freshman year self?:
Dweeb, tool, husky, lonely, disappointing.
What’s the first thing you do when you want to ghost a girl?:
Ghost a girl? What does that even mean? Like scare them while draped in a bed sheet? Probably hide behind a door and/or piece of furniture so when they enter the room so they can’t see you.
Where’s the best place to hide when your wife comes home and you’re with your mistress?:
Probably in the closet behind all my sweater vests, Nautica polos, and the buy one dress shirt get 15 free deal I got at Joseph A. Bank.
How many times a week do you brag about your old frat days to your kids?:
I don’t. I peaked at 17.
Why do you think men like to get into fistfights when they drink?:
Just guys being dudes.
Explain what it means to be “Bad and Boujee”:
I think it means to be “naughty” and “wealthy, or better off.”
Why do you think you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
I should be Daddy of the Week because no one has better jokes, style, or weekend-warrior mentality like I do!
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Why should should people read The Black Sheep? Because where else are you going to find the best Dads in the Amherst area? Craigslist?
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