Boston College
QUIZ: Which Boston Bar Are You?
Matt Gruby
Boston College
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March 23, 2017
So you’re going out this weekend. But not just to crash in your buddy’s mod and awkwardly apologize the next morning. No sir! With your fake ID and parents’ credit card in hand, you roam the streets looking for the ultimate thrill – the perfect bar. Not just any bar will do. You need a bar that understands you, who sees who you truly are on the inside. A bar that’s always there for you, that you can tell would never leave you hanging.
You’re looking for… the One. Bar. Before you go fucking a hole in the wall at Mary Ann’s, check our handy dandy guide for exact specifications on which Boston bar is your spiritual soulmate (you weirdo).
How long’s it been since your last night out?
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Which outfit are you going with?
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How are you getting there?
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Your drink of choice is...
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Who do you want to go home with tonight?
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QUIZ: Which Boston Bar Are You?
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