QUIZ: Which Boston Bar Are You?

So you’re going out this weekend. But not just to crash in your buddy’s mod and awkwardly apologize the next morning. No sir! With your fake ID and parents’ credit card in hand, you roam the streets looking for the ultimate thrill – the perfect bar. Not just any bar will do. You need a bar that understands you, who sees who you truly are on the inside. A bar that’s always there for you, that you can tell would never leave you hanging.

You’re looking for… the One. Bar. Before you go fucking a hole in the wall at Mary Ann’s, check our handy dandy guide for exact specifications on which Boston bar is your spiritual soulmate (you weirdo).

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