For those of us who went to/watched the Maryland homecoming football game, expectations were low. However, the Terps actually showed up and did better than most of us ever thought they could. Although we suffered a heart-wrenching defeat against the unranked Wisconsin team, our boys definitely came to play. If you were watching, here are 35 thoughts you probably had during the game (and if you weren’t watching, we don’t blame you):
35.) Okay, Wisconsin isn’t ranked, maybe we will have a shot .
34.) What a great return!
33.) Ruined by the inability to get the first down… okay its okay.
32.) Man, it’s a little cold out here…
31.) Should’ve pregamed harder .
30.) OH MY GOD WE GOT A TOUCHDOWN .
29.) Well, shit. So did they .
28.) Geez, Craddock, you didn’t even try to tackle him .
27.) How did that even happen?
26.) That’s Maryland football for you.
25.) Did that burp just come out of a girl?
24.) Field goal is better than nothing!
23.) Unless you miss it, Greene…
22.) Wow for once Perry Hills didn’t run it…
21.) WHO KNEW MARYLAND HAD A DEEP GAME?! Yeah Moore!
20.) Wait… We aren’t losing at halftime?
19.) OMG THEY’RE PLAYING SESAME STREET!
18.) This is the song that never endsssssss .
17.) Dammit the stupid thing is stuck in my head .
16.) Whoa… There are like… Still people in the student section… After half time…
15.) Well that didn’t last long…
14.) Okay, boys, let’s just keep this morale up .
13.) Well that didn’t last long either.
12.) Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck .
11.) Why the hell is Caleb Rowe in?
10.) Guess we’re throwing in the towel.
9.) OH MY GOD WE ACTUALLY GOT A TOUCHDOWN .
8.) Wait… We might actually make a come back!
7.) Oh my gosh another touchdown!!!
6.) *After offsides call* BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
5.) Okay, it’s over.
4.) Well, that’s Maryland football for ya.
3.) There goes any chance of a bowl game . (Yeah, right.)
2.) Maybe next year…
1.) Is it basketball season yet?
So, yeah. Our 2-7 Terrapins fateful loss to Wisconsin in a nutshell. But don’t give up hope for our boys just yet. Things could turn around on any given day!