They Are Out to Get Us: The Truth About Professors

 

Remember last week when you were up until 3:07 in the morning studying for your statistics test, writing a paper for chemistry, finishing a group project for English, and taking a moment to cry about your life? There is only one person to blame for all your troubles: your professor. 

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Fraternities Misrepresented by Mascots Large Testicles

 

Much like the medias influence on body image for woman, Cam the Ram’s oversized balls, according to local fraternities, are creating an unattainable and idealized image of the male genitalia.

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The Drink of a Cold Night-In: Sam Adams Black Lager

 

If you’re looking for a full-bodied, uniquely malted brew that packs a heavier punch than those watered down drinking-game beers, I suggest Samuel Adams’ Black Lager.

 

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Halloween for College Students

 

Throw out the candy and squeeze into your eighth grade volleyball spandex. Halloween is around the corner, and it's time to celbrate, college-style. 

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The Dangers of Walking

 

 We have enough to worry about while on campus: homework, quizzes, papers, or avoiding the teacher's eye contact when she asks for volunteers. Walking to class only adds stress to it when we have to participate in a real-life game of "Frogger." Instead of a cute frog, you play the stressed student, and instead of cars, merciless bikers become your enemy. 

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A Letter from the Dean

 

The Ram's Pointe Pool Party caused local disturbance and hit record highs in attendance this year, as it made its way to national news. The question is: were CSU educators suprised? This letter from the Dean suggests it's something we could have expected from CSU student's all along. 

 

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WORD  -  of  -  THE WEEK

WORD

Whoronation

Definition

The first time a woman is called a derogatory name by a male because she would not put out.

Sentence

“Lindsey received her whoronation when Seth called her a skank for not giving him head in the bar bathroom.”