Top 10 Movies to Hook Up To

 

Unless you’re a complete lame-ass, you’ve had a time in your life when you wanted to hook up while “watching a movie.” However, the movie you select is important. 

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Five Tell-Tale Signs That Your Roommate Is Batshit Insane

 

Having nasty roommate experiences isn't alien to most people. In fact, according to Hobbes' “People Are Shit” theory, you've had one or will have one. However, it can be difficult determining whether or not your roommate is actually at fault.

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Top 10 Things to Do Besides Study for Finals

 

It’s that time of year again. The semester is coming to an end and your finals are right around the corner, so it is time to dust the cobwebs off your books, open them up for the very first time, and try to learn everything that has been taught in those classes that you only went to for the first day. Or, how about instead of studying, we think of a list of things, anything, to do instead of studying.

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Summers at the University of Flori-Daaamn Where Did Everyone Go?

 

Over the summer UF students are divided into two groups: “The Lucky Bastards,” who get to leave the confines of Gainesville and the “Oh Shit, Just Kill Me Now, I Don’t Want to be Here” group that, well, doesn’t. 

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The Plague of Finals Week: Studentis Procrastinatoris

 

If you’ve recently noticed the flux in student population, it’s just the the re-emergence of C-average students from their beer-induced stupor.

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Top 10: Ways to Leave Your Mark on Floridas Campus

 

We all want to be remembered. Isn’t that the point of college? Isn’t that our raison d’être? 

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Whoronation

Definition

The first time a woman is called a derogatory name by a male because she would not put out.

Sentence

“Lindsey received her whoronation when Seth called her a skank for not giving him head in the bar bathroom.”