My Quest to Appear on @UGA_Crushes

 

I have begun my third and final quest as a student at the University of Georgia. My historic journeys to appear on @tapthatUGAguy_ and @UGAMakeouts have yet to bear fruit because my picture’s still not featured on either Twitter accounts (BITCHES BE CRAY).All I want for my graduatiooooon is a big-booty HOE to anonymously tweet my name with a witty phrase to @UGA_crushes.

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A Positive Spin on the Kendrick Lamar Ticket Sales

 

Kendrick Lamar's arrival at UGA caused a stir on campus, many people were upset, but here's why it should make you happy little bulldogs. 

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A Nap a Day...

 

A nap a day keeps the class away!

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On Porn

 

Porn.

If that didn’t catch your attention, we question your life.

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A Nap a Day...

 

Keeps the graduation date away!

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Top 10 Ruined Internet Jokes

 

We tried to find a picture of a meme in a meme because we hear you like to see memes in your memes.

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WORD  -  of  -  THE WEEK

WORD

Whoronation

Definition

The first time a woman is called a derogatory name by a male because she would not put out.

Sentence

“Lindsey received her whoronation when Seth called her a skank for not giving him head in the bar bathroom.”