First-Time Pothead Accidentally Smokes Easter Basket Grass on 4/20

 

University of Illinois freshman Mickey Gallagher is reportedly still in the hospital after a disastrous marijuana mix-up lead to melted plastic, breathing trouble, and a call to poison control after he allegedly inhaled the fumes of a burning Easter basket.

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The Black Sheep Opinion: White Males are the New Minority

 

What we're saying is, can’t we just get over this, you guys?

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Drunk Reviewz Presents: Oedipus the King

 

Please keep your seatbelt tightened for the second edition of “Drunk Reviewz Presents,” where U of I’s humblest alcoholics prove that anyone can major in film.

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State Farm Center Selling Old Seats, Buy Now!

 

Yes, for the low low low price of just $325 (plus tax) you can sit in the very seats for which you paid $50 to watch John Ekey miss almost-literally every putback dunk in 2014.

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U of I Introduces New Mascot: Frat Star

 

The DI argued that “any mascot is better than no mascot,” and the university finally listened.

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Booze Review: Trojka Vodka Red/Yellow

 

Citrus-y flavors ahoy, Tojka led the staff to one of our tamest nights – and if I remember correctly, I even studied for a bit afterwards. 

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