Buster Bronco Snags Lead Role in Beauty and the Beast

 

A tale as old as time…Buster Bronco started out as any normal collegiate mascot, spreading school spirit at sporting events and posing for pictures with intoxicated fans. But he happened to catch the eye of famous talent scout, James Fin, who knew from the get-go that Buster had that special something. Fin knew Buster would be perfect for Miller Auditorium’s upcoming production of Beauty and the Beast.

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Lawson Lunatics Plan to Wreak Havoc in the Windy City

 

Chicago, Illinois, home to over 2 million human beings, has seen its fair share of rough times, but the Great Chicago Fire is nothing compared to what will be going down next week. The Lawson Lunatics will be traveling to Chicago on February 7th for the Coyote Logistics Hockey City Classic game against Miami University, and the city has no idea what they’re in for. The Black Sheep sat down with the Lawson Lunatic’s student leader Jeff McKinley to discuss their plans to take over Chi town.

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The Top Ten Most Annoying Things Hungover Kids Say

 

With the rep of being a ”party school,” surviving a hangover after a weekend out at WMU should be considered a sport. Friday and Saturday nights are absolutely worth the feeling of death that’s laid upon you along with the regret of stumbling home in the wee hours of the morning. Hangovers come with a lot of whining, and you’ve caught yourself saying one of these annoying phrases once or twice on a Sunday afternoon in the ‘Zoo:

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A Guide to Encountering Your Professor While Intoxicated

 

It’s a Friday night in downtown Kalamazoo. You decide to hit up The Union for a tequila kind-of-night mixed with some live music. You and your friends start off with two rounds of double shots of Jose Cuervo, and then BAM. It happens. The professor you’ve been non-stop emailing to get that internship you’ve been wanting just walked in. So, what happens next?

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Student Gets Tongue Stuck to Flag Pole for 127 Hours

 

Lulu Berrista had been doing her best to stick to her New Year’s resolution of laying off the takeout food. However, when Berrista felt weak she would go to the flag poles and climb to the top to catch glimpses of her favorite places to get grub, drooling like a fat kid locked in a McDonald’s Play Place. From her position she could see Campus Wok, smell the tater tots from Five Guys, and imagine slices of AFB pizza dancing in her head.

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Keeping it Cool: WMU Student Studies Abroad at the North Pole

 

One of the greatest opportunities higher education offers is a chance to study abroad. Students can satisfy their travel boner while simultaneously immersing themselves in their subject of interest. Charles Mammoth decided to travel into the vast, shifting ice mass that leads to the North Pole to further his education.

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