Disc Golf Society Suspended for Hazing

 

Yes, a bright semester full of flying discs and new friends soon turned into a nightmare.

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Elixir of Eternal Life Discovered By Drunk Student at The Den

 

Defying all sense of science and logic, a student at Western Michigan University reached the pivotal climax of every Twilight fan’s wet dream by achieving immortality.

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Smoking Vigilante Sparks Controversy on Campus

 

BREAKING NEWS: Several reports have come in about a man in a black spandex cat suit fighting campus crime one day at a time. He’s sneaky and dangerously addicted to the cause. They call him The Smoking Vigilante.

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Top 10: Tips for a Proper WMU Tailgate

 

Tailgating season is finally here at WMU and The Black Sheep couldn’t be happier! Nothing is better than getting trashed with your friends in a parking lot next to a mental hospital. Check out these top ten tips for tailgating like a true Bronco!

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Missing Taser Wreaks Havoc in Student Neighborhoods

 

Shit went down August 31st when a Kalamazoo cop lost his Taser while pursuing a suspect on foot. The officer believes a student took the stun gun during the chase through Fraternity Village. Word is, there’s a $200 reward for the return of the weapon. 

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RSO Profile: S.A.F.E.

 

Each year a massive list is published containing the 100+ RSOs that any student at Western can join, but many times people are completely misinformed about what each group does. This week’s RSO profile is of the anti-gun control group S.A.F.E., or Sexually Active Firearm Entrepreneurs.

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