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Columbia
Meet The 5 Runners Who Pooped Themselves During The Chicago Marathon
Ah, the Chicago Marathon. With thousands of participants coming out every year to run the 26.2...
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Columbia
Truth In Advertising Commission Forces Renegades To Remove ‘Athletics’ From Name
Washington, DC – Following a short deliberation process, members of the FTC’s Truth in Advertising Commission...
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Columbia
Columbia Renegades Add ‘Performative Wokeness’ To List Of Official Sports Teams
With the new school year in full swing, the Columbia Renegades have announced the addition of...
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Columbia
Build Your Perfect Pizza And We’ll Tell You Which Part-Time Faculty Are Getting Laid Off!
Deep dish. Pan style. Thin crust. There are tons of ways to enjoy a pizza, just...
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Columbia
Dr. Kim Assures Board Members That Columbia ‘Exudes Big Dick Energy,’ Obvious That He Has No Idea In Hell What It Means
At the recent annual shareholder meeting for Columbia College Chicago, Dr. Kim did something slightly out...
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Columbia
Wow! Columbia Student Jeremy Is In College And Still Wears Transition Lens Glasses Like He’s In Fourth Grade
Third-year Columbia student Jeremy Roberts showed up to class last week stunting in his transition lens...
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Columbia
Incoming Columbia Freshman Fears Her Roommate Might Be Dangerously Obsessed With Disney
For many incoming freshmen, move-in day brings a range of emotions from extreme enthusiasm to utter...
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Campus Life
A Guide To Spotting Edgelords At Columbia College
What is an “edgelord” exactly? According to Urban Dictionary, the official definition is, “Someone who uses...
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Campus Life
Columbia Student Takes Red Line Past Roosevelt, Miraculously Survives
Danger has never been something to stop journalism major Madelyn Campbell, who this week broke new ground...
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Columbia
Which American Girl Doll From Water Tower Place Should You Buy to Let Your Roommates Know You’re Mentally Unstable?
Picking the perfect American Girl doll before the school year is important, as you want it...
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A Guide To Spotting Edgelords At Columbia College
What is an “edgelord” exactly? According to Urban Dictionary, the official definition is, “Someone who uses...
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QUIZ: Which Columbia Dorms Should You Be Living In?
So you’re all settled in for the 2017 – 2018 school year (hopefully), and now that...
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Fun Fall Recipe: Pumpkin Spice Cocaine
Don’t you just love the holidays? The scent of pumpkin spice and apples seems to waft...
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Did Kanye West Go To Columbia College?
There is a pervasive rumor on campus that Kanye West was a student at Columbia College...
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Columbia Student Takes Red Line Past Roosevelt, Miraculously Survives
Danger has never been something to stop journalism major Madelyn Campbell, who this week broke new ground...
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Columbia Freshman Shocked at How Unoriginal Her Blue Hair Is
Freshman Cameron Nelson’s confidence in her eccentricity was brought down to earth when she attended Columbia’s...
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UC Dining Hall Expanded to Include Vegan Options, Eating Ass
In an effort to appeal to recent trends among modern students, Columbia College Chicago has increased...
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Meet The 5 Runners Who Pooped Themselves During The Chicago Marathon
Ah, the Chicago Marathon. With thousands of participants coming out every year to run the 26.2...
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7 Signs You’re A 10 In The Midwest But A Gremlin Everywhere Else
Dating in a major metropolitan area can be a challenge. Luckily, Chicago is a city where...
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Meet The 6 Columbia Students Who Failed No Fap November
Ahhh, November. With the onset of the eleventh month of the year comes a number of...