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Columbia
QUIZ: You’re Dr. Kim For A Day. Can You Ruin Columbia?
Dr. Kim has been the president and CEO of Columbia College for five years, of which...
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Columbia
6 Types of Guys You’ll Date At Columbia That Even Mom Disapproves Of
While Columbia may be in the heart of one of the largest cities in the country,...
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Columbia
6 Ways to Instantly Get Your Ass Kicked Out of Manifest
Ahhh, Manifest. Nobody really wants to attend this sad excuse for an “urban arts festival” that...
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Columbia
QUIZ: Which Furry Should You Dress Up As At Manifest?
It’s that time of the year again: All your friends just told you they’re dropping out...
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Columbia
Columbia Freshman Wrongly Compares Manifest to Coachella
Last Tuesday, Columbia freshman Bethany Marks reportedly was overheard telling her friends that Manifest was going...
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Campus Life
5 Irrelevant Things About High School You Need To Shut The F**k Up About
For most of us, high school was a turbulent time. Whether or not you enjoyed navigating...
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Columbia
6 Things Your Dad Will Say During Columbia College Move Out
Nothing is as hellish as moving in and out of dorms. Mix the backdrop of a...
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Columbia
5 Surefire Signs Your Professor Wants to F**k You
Ahh, the age old question that most horny college students can never figure out: Is your...
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Columbia
Wow! This Male Comedy Major is Misogynistic, But Sneaky About It
Students in a comedy theory class this past Tuesday were disappointed –– but not surprised ––...
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Columbia
The 5 Ways You’ll F**k Yourself Over During The Last Stretch of The Semester
You really thought you could get through these last few weeks alive, but little did you...
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Columbia Student Takes Red Line Past Roosevelt, Miraculously Survives
Danger has never been something to stop journalism major Madelyn Campbell, who this week broke new ground...
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Did Kanye West Go To Columbia College?
There is a pervasive rumor on campus that Kanye West was a student at Columbia College...
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Columbia Freshman Shocked at How Unoriginal Her Blue Hair Is
Freshman Cameron Nelson’s confidence in her eccentricity was brought down to earth when she attended Columbia’s...
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A Guide to Spotting Edgelords at Columbia College
What is an “edgelord” exactly? According to Urban Dictionary, the official definition is, “Someone who uses...
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Columbia Student Transfers to DePaul for Job Security
Third year Columbia student and BFA Basket Weaving major Ben Moore recently decided to transfer to...
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SHOCKING: Girl Doesn’t Give a F*** to Go to Lollapalooza
As Lollapalooza returns to the Windy City for its 26th year, most of Chicago is buzzing...
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The 5 Weird Stains on the CTA You’re Bound to See
Nothing is more alarming than rushing to work or class, quickly sitting on the bus, and...
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7 Nonsexual Ways Columbia College Turns You On
Single and tired of lowering your standards? Don’t fret, fellow Columbian. This cuffing season may be...
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QUIZ: Which Icicle by 623 S. Wabash Will Impale You?
The new development of giant, looming icicles by the 623 S. Wabash building has transformed into...
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Meet The 6 Columbia Students Who Failed No Fap November
Ahhh, November. With the onset of the eleventh month of the year comes a number of...