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Booze
6 Underclassmen Myths About The Downer, Exposed
Having never been to The Downer is a bit like having never had sex: you...
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Booze
5 Things To Watch Instead Of CU Basketball
CU basketball constantly gets overlooked. Football is CU’s thing- and that leaves all other sports...
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Campus Life
5 Skills You Can Add To Your Resume After Attending A CU Frat Party
Your first frat party changes you. Whether it’s for worse or for better depends on if...
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Campus Life
5 Questions We Have For That Screaming Jesus Guy On CU’s Campus Yesterday
Every year, some hick-ass church down in the Bible belt or Eastern Colorado sends one of...
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Campus Life
Answer These 5 Questions And We’ll Guess What You’re Doing This Halloween In Boulder
Each Buff has a plan for Halloween, mainly consisting of trending costume ideas that won’t make...
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Campus Life
6 Things You Can Buy With The Whopping $250.00 CU is Saving You
Earlier last week, Chancellor DiStefano announced the “Be Boulder Pact” – a promise to students that...
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Campus Life
Is CU Boulder REALLY The Happiest Campus In America?
Wow, big shocker here, our lovely lil’ home-away-from-home was just announced to be the happiest city...
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CU Boulder
The Top 7 Nonsexual Ways CU Turns You On
Honestly, who needs aphrodisiacs when you go to CU Boulder? Sure, sexual things can turn college students on anywhere, but...
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Campus Life
Why is Sandstone Literally Everywhere at CU Boulder?
Was the first thing you noticed about CU was how friendly the people were? If yes,...
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Campus Life
The DOs and DON’Ts of Halloween at CU Boulder
Halloween is on the mend and everyone’s already figuring where to pregame, what costumes to wear...
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QUIZ: We Can Guess What CU Dorm You Lived in Based on What You’re Doing this Weekend
Partying on the Hill this weekend or smoking a bong and staring at your gums in...
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A Judgmental Map of Boulder, CO
While most of the maps at Boulder are geographically accurate, they don’t actually show you...
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An Interview with Roy Purdy: The Dancing Mannequin Head Guy
18-year-old Roy Purdy has become somewhat of a campus sensation for his hilarious viral videos, many...
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10 Ways To Know When You’re Way WAY Too High To Be In Class
Everyone in college has had at least some experience with marijuana, whether they want to or...
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Fuck It: Let’s Rank The Frats
Fuck it, let’s rank the CU frats. You ready for a wild ride, Buffs? Wooooo! Let’s fuckin’...
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Top 10 Ways to Get Yourself Kicked Out of the Dorms at CU
So you’ve settled into your dorm and things are going pretty swell, despite the creeping...
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CU Parents Withdraw Daughter’s Tuition After Experiencing Kappa Sig Tailgate
Mother of CU sophomore Tara Fieldings, Linda Fieldings, is refusing to pay tuition and demanding her...
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420 Map Of CU Boulder’s Best Places to Smoke
4/20 at CU Boulder used to be a world famous smoke out, with trampolines and...
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CU Boulder’s 6 Sexiest Professors
Ranking people on their looks and not their brains isn’t something you should do. Especially if...
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CU Sorority Girl Who Ate At The Fat Shack Before Snorting Coke Last Night Won’t Stop Boasting About How Healthy She Is For Drinking Boulder Water
CU sorority girl Brittany Mariano of Gamma Tri Buta wants everyone to know that she is...