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Campus Life
How To Sell Your Body On A DePaul Facebook Page
This time of year, DePaul Facebook pages are filled with well-meaning freshman publicly begging for friends....
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Booze
5 Last-Resort Steps of Convincing The Nightly Desk Attendant You’re Definitely Not Drunk
After a wild night of trying desperately to seem cool at a Wrigleyville rager, you’re about...
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DePaul
6 More Accurate Names For Everyone’s ~Favorite~ DePaul Buildings
Living in Chicago, shit isn’t always pretty, and that goes especially for buildings in the city....
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DePaul
DePaul Frats Gearing Up Various Controversies to Stay Relevant Next Fall
While sororities are likely planning bid day themes and a way to patent chapter-branded tampons, DePaul...
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DePaul
Driehaus Student Doesn’t Want You to Bring Up That He Didn’t Get Into Northwestern
DePaul’s Driehaus College of Business, one of the nation’s premier schools for teaching upwardly mobile college...
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DePaul
The Black Sheep Investigates Those Semen Trees Blasting Cumsmell All Over The Quad
Campus tours are running all over the place, interrupting classes and just generally annoying the hell...
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DePaul
Vincentian Service Day Reminds DePaul Heathens They Attend a Catholic University
While DePaul seems like a polite Catholic school from the outside, many students quickly realize the...
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DePaul
DePaul Dorm Rats Excited to Become Empty Nesters Soon
With the year coming to a close, the few and proud living on campus are eager...
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DePaul
REPORT: FEST Artist A$AP Ferg is Neither Fergie nor A$AP Rocky
Recent news of A$AP Ferg headlining FEST has many DePaul Students concerned and dismayed. Nobody can...
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DePaul
Second City and DePaul University to Offer Comedy Filmmaking Classes, As Though Your Screenwriting Degree Isn’t Already a Joke
Good news, improv-fans! In a groundbreaking policy change, Second City and DePaul University are teaming up...
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QUIZ: Retake AlcoholEDU to Find Out When You’ll Pass Out on St. Patrick’s Day
St. Patrick’s Day is a cherished event in Chicago and almost all DePaul students engage in...
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QUIZ: Which Former FEST Headliner Are You, Based on Your Former FEST Habits?
FEST is an exciting time for pretty much every DePaul student. Every Blue Demon’s pretentious inner-festivalgoer...
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QUIZ: Where at DePaul Should You Publicly Masturbate Today?
Whether you like it or not, sometimes you’ve gotta break down and crank one out in...
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QUIZ: Schedule Your Fall Quarter and We’ll Tell You How Long You’d Last at Kelly’s
As the spring quarter draws to a close, it might be a better option to think...
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QUIZ: Which DePaul Bar Are You?
DePaul University might seem like a bastion of studiousness and scholarly behaviors, but a little-known fact...
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6 Places You Don’t Want to be Seen On Snap Maps at 3 a.m. in Chicago
Snapchat’s arguably best/most creepy feature is Snap Maps, where all your friends can see your geographical...
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DePaul Student Finds Holtschneider’s Old Myspace Profile
Most students at DePaul have old profiles on the Internet that they would prefer no...
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QUIZ: How Well Do You Know the Red Line?
DePaul calls the entire city of Chicago its campus, with the CTA Red Line being the...
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If DePaul Dorms Were Your Ex-Girlfriend
DePaul’s incredibly diverse student body allows for the opportunity to encounter new, and different people every...
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7 Reasons to be Thankful You Don’t Go to Loyola
Ahhhhh, Loyola University Chicago: our fellow comrades, not necessarily our enemies, and the shitty hipsters on...