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DePaul Students Convinced Owning a Denim Jacket is Equivalent to a Personality
Despite the weather being set to remain cold and miserable for God knows how long, it...
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The Professional Farters’ Guide to Farting on the Red Line
If there’s one thing that’s consistent in our lives, it’s how thoroughly the Red Line is...
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8 White Lies DePaul Uses to Deceivingly Rope the Freshman Class of 2022
The decision to pursue higher education is a big decision for anyone, let alone the plethora...
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QUIZ: Is Your New DePaul Dude Woke, or Just DTF?
It’s a new quarter and, surprise! You’ve met a cute, ~socially conscious~ new guy and you...
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DePaul Art Museum Launches Spring Exhibit Assuming Art Has Meaning in the Unfeeling Void of this Uncaring World
The DePaul Art Museum, that cool building right next to the Fullerton station, has closed its...
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If Leslie Knope Wrote Headlines for The DePaulia
Everyone has thought about what it would be like to live in their favorite sitcom. What...
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What Donald Trump Would Tweet If He Visited DePaul
Today’s America is a ~peculiar~ place, filled with actual Nazis, egregious racists and let’s not forget,...
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PSA: Don’t Hammock on the ‘Quad’ This Spring, We’re Not a State School
It’s that time of the year again when, despite being “technically spring” Chicago weather reaches a...
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The 5 Most Judgmental St. Vincent DePauls to Make Out Under This Spring
At DePaul University we like exactly two things: judgemental statues of our favorite saint, St. Vincent...
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Chicago Schools Relieved to Return to Focusing on Weird Art and Cigarettes
And all was right with the world. This past Saturday, Loyola got their asses handed to...
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QUIZ: Retake AlcoholEDU to Find Out When You’ll Pass Out on St. Patrick’s Day
St. Patrick’s Day is a cherished event in Chicago and almost all DePaul students engage in...
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QUIZ: Which Former FEST Headliner Are You, Based on Your Former FEST Habits?
FEST is an exciting time for pretty much every DePaul student. Every Blue Demon’s pretentious inner-festivalgoer...
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QUIZ: Where at DePaul Should You Publicly Masturbate Today?
Whether you like it or not, sometimes you’ve gotta break down and crank one out in...
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QUIZ: Schedule Your Fall Quarter and We’ll Tell You How Long You’d Last at Kelly’s
As the spring quarter draws to a close, it might be a better option to think...
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QUIZ: Which DePaul Bar Are You?
DePaul University might seem like a bastion of studiousness and scholarly behaviors, but a little-known fact...
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QUIZ: How Well Do You Know the Red Line?
DePaul calls the entire city of Chicago its campus, with the CTA Red Line being the...
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QUIZ: Decorate Your Dorm Room and We’ll Tell You Which Stu Food You Are
By now, DePaul’s freshman class has settled into their new dorms and are used to pretending...
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Avoid Looking Like a College Student at Chicago’s Summer Festivals
“Man, dude, I’m sick of throwing my disposable income from my boring lifeguarding job on meaningless...
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If DePaul Dorms Were Your Ex-Girlfriend
DePaul’s incredibly diverse student body allows for the opportunity to encounter new, and different people every...
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A Definitive Ranking of the Sexiest DePaul Alumni
Having cool famous alumni is a point of pride for any school, but DePaul University takes...