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Vincentian Service Day Reminds DePaul Heathens They Attend a Catholic University
While DePaul seems like a polite Catholic school from the outside, many students quickly realize the...
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DePaul Dorm Rats Excited to Become Empty Nesters Soon
With the year coming to a close, the few and proud living on campus are eager...
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6 More Accurate Names for Everyone’s ~Favorite~ DePaul Buildings
Living in Chicago, shit isn’t always pretty, and that goes especially for buildings in the city....
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REPORT: FEST Artist A$AP Ferg is Neither Fergie nor A$AP Rocky
Recent news of A$AP Ferg headlining FEST has many DePaul Students concerned and dismayed. Nobody can...
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Second City and DePaul University to Offer Comedy Filmmaking Classes, As Though Your Screenwriting Degree Isn’t Already a Joke
Good news, improv-fans! In a groundbreaking policy change, Second City and DePaul University are teaming up...
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Report: DePaul Students from Suburbs Remain Weirdly Enchanted by the CTA
For long-time residents of Chicago, the CTA is nothing more than a urine-scented meat locker, with...
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An Investigation Into The Emerging Black Market for DePaul Graduation Tickets
Students are already not happy with DePaul – it’s only mid-May, and while most of our...
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What Graduating DePaul Seniors Say vs. What They Actually Mean
As the school year nears completion, those who will be graduating and moving on from this...
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Should You Apply to Become an RA or an OL? Take this Quiz to Find Out Why You’re Unqualified for Both
Shit! The year is almost over and you’re still broke! While you could always pray to...
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5 Ways to Convince Yourself That Your Summer Internship Isn’t Straight-up Slavery
It’s summer internship season at DePaul University and the student body is as busy as it’s...
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QUIZ: Retake AlcoholEDU to Find Out When You’ll Pass Out on St. Patrick’s Day
St. Patrick’s Day is a cherished event in Chicago and almost all DePaul students engage in...
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QUIZ: Which Former FEST Headliner Are You, Based on Your Former FEST Habits?
FEST is an exciting time for pretty much every DePaul student. Every Blue Demon’s pretentious inner-festivalgoer...
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QUIZ: Where at DePaul Should You Publicly Masturbate Today?
Whether you like it or not, sometimes you’ve gotta break down and crank one out in...
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QUIZ: Schedule Your Fall Quarter and We’ll Tell You How Long You’d Last at Kelly’s
As the spring quarter draws to a close, it might be a better option to think...
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QUIZ: Which DePaul Bar Are You?
DePaul University might seem like a bastion of studiousness and scholarly behaviors, but a little-known fact...
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QUIZ: How Well Do You Know the Red Line?
DePaul calls the entire city of Chicago its campus, with the CTA Red Line being the...
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QUIZ: Decorate Your Dorm Room and We’ll Tell You Which Stu Food You Are
By now, DePaul’s freshman class has settled into their new dorms and are used to pretending...
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Avoid Looking Like a College Student at Chicago’s Summer Festivals
“Man, dude, I’m sick of throwing my disposable income from my boring lifeguarding job on meaningless...
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If DePaul Dorms Were Your Ex-Girlfriend
DePaul’s incredibly diverse student body allows for the opportunity to encounter new, and different people every...
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A Definitive Ranking of the Sexiest DePaul Alumni
Having cool famous alumni is a point of pride for any school, but DePaul University takes...