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6 Places On Campus To Mourn Your Failed Midterm
That’s right, ‘Noles — this week is midterm week! Or, if you’re anything like most college...
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Florida State University
A Eulogy To Honor Oglesby Union
Over the past few weeks, Florida State’s beloved Oglesby Union has transformed from a focal point...
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Florida State University
Territorial Bros Growl And Circle Weight Rack At The Leach When Unfamiliar Girl Approaches
An incident occurred Friday at the Leach when an unfamiliar female gym attendant approached the free...
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Florida State University
FSU Fraternity Members Build Booby Traps To Catch Some Serious Milfs On Parents’ Weekend
In anticipation of Florida State University’s upcoming 35th annual Parents’ Weekend, local fraternities are preparing for...
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Florida State University
FSU To Replace Tradepost With Ye Olde General Store
FSU officials confirmed last week that the Oglesby Union Tradepost, a popular pit stop for students...
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Florida State University
After Opening Of New Argo Tea, Landis Green Just A Zen Garden Now
Argo Tea Café has opened next to the Innovation Hub and the workers there are excited...
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5 Things FSU Should Actually Be Spending $60 Mill On
FSU fans and haters alike both felt equally broke when the university announced its new plans...
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Florida State University
Pit Of Quick Sand Opens On West Tennessee Street, Traffic Somehow Gets Faster
A leisurely drive in usual bumper-to-bumper traffic on West Tennessee Street took a turn for the...
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5 Ways To Prove To The Guy That Ghosted You This Summer That You’re The Ghost Now, Bitch
Summer has truly come to an end and school is in full swing, which means it’s...
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6 Totally Cute & Fun-Loving Ways To Get Back At The Sorority House That Dropped You
Admittedly, it probably stung a lot at first, but by now, you’re mostly over it. You...
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QUIZ: Which Tallahassee Bar Are You?
You can tell a lot about a person by where they go to get drunk. Location...
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QUIZ: Which Awkward FSU Statue Are You?
There are many different statues on the campus of Florida State that not only have...
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QUIZ: Which Florida State SGA Party Are You?
With all the drama going on around the FSU SGA, it’s really important to know...
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QUIZ: What to Name the Salley Hall Cockroach You Will Unwillingly Adopt Into Your Home
Every year, Salley Hall greets the young hopefuls looking to make their mark on FSU...
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The Judgmental Map of Boca Raton
When you tell people from Boca, you usually have to follow it up with something like,...
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6 of the Most F*cked Up Things to Ever Happen at FSU
Everyone messes up sometimes. But down in Florida, messing up is usually murder or overt racism. Here...
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Judgmental Map of Fort Myers, Florida
It’s common to hear people talk shit about their hometown, especially Fort Myers. “I can’t wait...
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The Black Sheep’s Hot Sister of the Month: Trevor’s Sister
Everyone knows someone with a hot sibling, which is always weird considering they’re the same exact...
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The 10 Most Outrageous Classes Offered at FSU
Make the most of your undergraduate years at Florida State by taking the most fun...
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Annoying Nerd Asks Professor Detailed Questions Regarding Syllabus
According to science, there’s only one thing with the ability to ruin the magic...