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Florida State University
7 Ways To Convince Your One Friend Left In Tallahassee To Hang Out With You
Summer is here, and Tallahassee has officially become a ghost town. Gone are the days of...
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Campus Life
5 Things Freshmen Will Learn Suck About FSU
So you’ve taken a few school tours or gone through orientation and by now you probably...
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Florida State University
The 7 Dank, Dark Circles of Pot’s Purgatory
Tallahassee is never not poppin’. Each day of the week themed with a cutesy name like...
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Florida State University
What The Fuck Is Actually In A Gordos Smash?
A question for the ages, an experience you’ll tell your grandkids about, and a drink you’ll...
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Florida State University
7 FSU Conspiracies to Explain Why This Year’s Been So Strange
Things in Tally have been a bit screwy lately (and by lately we mean this whole...
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Florida State University
A Farewell Letter From The Editor
Well Sheeple, the moment we’ve dreaded for my entire life has arrived. I’m 22.5 now. I...
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Florida State University
10 Reasons You Should Take Your Parents to Coosh’s for Graduation
The big day is rapidly approaching for senior Seminoles, which means restaurants have been filling up...
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Florida State University
A Resume Template Every FSU Student Could Use
It’s that time of year again, when classes end and instead of professors getting on your...
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Florida State University
6 Ways to Make Up for Your 14 Weeks of Missed Attendance Points
Uh-oh. You done did it now. Your roommate from last semester was smart to recommend you...
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Florida State University
Can We Guess Your Major Based on How You Felt Watching the FSU Circus?
If you’re a cool FSU student, you’ve definitely been to the Flying High Circus (operated completely...
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QUIZ: Which Tallahassee Bar Are You?
You can tell a lot about a person by where they go to get drunk. Location...
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QUIZ: Which Awkward FSU Statue Are You?
There are many different statues on the campus of Florida State that not only have...
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QUIZ: Which Florida State SGA Party Are You?
With all the drama going on around the FSU SGA, it’s really important to know...
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QUIZ: What to Name the Salley Hall Cockroach You Will Unwillingly Adopt Into Your Home
Every year, Salley Hall greets the young hopefuls looking to make their mark on FSU...
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The Judgmental Map of Boca Raton
When you tell people from Boca, you usually have to follow it up with something like,...
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QUIZ: What FSU College Are You Based on the Amount of Attention Deficiency Pills You Take?
College is all about experimenting with new things and finding yourself. Some of us have decided...
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Florida State Bartender of the Week: Trey from Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
Fall semester is almost in session, which means it’s time to hit the books and the...
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The 10 Most Outrageous Classes Offered at FSU
Make the most of your undergraduate years at Florida State by taking the most fun...
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The Black Sheep’s Hot Sister of the Month: Trevor’s Sister
Everyone knows someone with a hot sibling, which is always weird considering they’re the same exact...
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Judgmental Map of Fort Myers, Florida
It’s common to hear people talk shit about their hometown, especially Fort Myers. “I can’t wait...