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Illinois (Chicago)
6 Ways to Respond After Friend From U of I Ends Up Calling UIC Shit
After the harrowing events depicted in last week’s story, we here at the UIC branch of...
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Illinois (Chicago)
Thanks For Ruining a Beautiful Morning, You Pro-Life Crazies
On Wednesday, a band of pro-life crazies from createdequal.org took to UIC’s campus to show all...
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Illinois (Chicago)
Friend From UIUC Not Necessarily Wrong in Calling UIC ‘Shit’
A UIUC student visiting UIC last weekend wasn’t wrong when he called the Chicago campus “shit.” ...
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Illinois (Chicago)
6 Explanations For How The New Dorm on Harrison is Going Up So Fast
By now, most people are bound to have noticed the Harrison dorm is going up stupidly...
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Illinois (Chicago)
UIC’s State of The University (Brought to You by Pepsi)
UIC’s State of The University took place last night, and UIC’s Chancellor, Michael D. Amiridis, took...
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Illinois (Chicago)
True Life: I Commute to UIC
While its on-campus population is growing, UIC is still home to a large population of commuter...
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Illinois (Chicago)
6 Names UIC Students Would Give the John Hancock Center
It’s happening again, The Man is coming to steal the name of yet another one of...
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Illinois (Chicago)
Brutally-Honest Rebrands of 6 UIC Buildings for What They Really Are
While other universities around the country have buildings that have been standing for over 100 years...
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Illinois (Chicago)
6 Questions UIC Students Would Ask God
Last week, a student organization handed out a flyer asking students what they would ask the...
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Illinois (Chicago)
Shittier Chipotle Set to Open in UIC’s Inner Circle
The university has announced it will add Moe’s Southwest Grill as the newest addition to UIC’s...
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Taylor Street Is Dead, Here Are 5 Chicago Bars That’ll Take Your Fake
It’s no secret that the Taylor Street bar scene has taken a major hit this semester....
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5 Struggles of Commuting at UIC
It’s not a secret that UIC is a commuter school. Most students commute from elsewhere in...
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QUIZ: Which UIC Dorm are You?
Whether you’re coming back from winter break into your stale-smelling, mouse-invested residence hall or moving in...
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UIC Freshman Melts to Death in Courtyard Residence Hall
After a night out on Saturday, January 20th, UIC freshman Wendy Michaels woke up to her...
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6 Places at UIC the Guy Jerking Off in The Lib Wouldn’t Have Gotten Caught
Last week while February was just beginning, one UIC student was a little more focused on...
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6 Sh**tiest Things About Living on UIC’s Campus
Well, here you are: You avoided all possible signs and warnings, and now you’re living in...
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F*** It, We Ranked UIC’s Buildings
UIC’s campus is a nearly immutable mass of concrete and glass. The old, riot-proof concrete monstrosities...
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UIC Junior Still Getting Lost in BSB
Third year University of Illinois at Chicago student, Kevin Miller, encountered a familiar problem Friday morning...
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6 Things You Saw In Courtyard That Seriously F***ed You Up Forever
Dorming at UIC for a semester brought with it a ton of memories. From the late...
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The 5 Weird Stains on the CTA You’re Bound to See
Nothing is more alarming than rushing to work or class, quickly sitting on the bus, and...