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Illinois (Chicago)
6 Olympic Events That UIC Would Take Gold In
With the Winter Olympics underway, nations are showcasing their very best athletes. Coming home with gold...
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Illinois (Chicago)
UIC Freshman Praised For His Groundbreaking “Lecture Center D” Joke
“I was there man, I heard him tell it,” said an ecstatic Judith Stevens, a UIC...
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Illinois (Chicago)
UIC Frat Bro Chooses Crushing $2 Hamm’s Over Crushing Midterms
With midterms coming up, The Black Sheep caught up with Tau Kappa Epsilon member and friendly...
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Illinois (Chicago)
Morgan Street Station Worker Could Give a S*** if You Steal Something
With hundreds of students passing through BSB every day, the Morgan Street Station convenient store gets...
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Illinois (Chicago)
Dunkin Donuts CEO Mocks “Freeloader” Attempting to use Flames Fare at SCE Location
From the comfort of his volcanic island lair found deep in the middle of the pacific,...
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Illinois (Chicago)
6 Things the Weird Statue by SEL Could Actually Be
The statue outside of SEL has forever been a mystery for students outside of the science...
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Illinois (Chicago)
UIC Student’s Dream of Super Wendy’s Thwarted by New Dorms
With the inevitable groundbreaking on a new dorm and Academic Services building on Harrison Street, UIC...
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Illinois (Chicago)
UIC Snow D*** Drawing Turns Heads
On Tuesday February, 6 UIC junior art major Mike Wilson created a masterpiece on campus. With...
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Illinois (Chicago)
Which UIC Frat Is Which Liquor? An Investigation
Greek life at UIC is unique, to say the least. With every fraternity thinking that they’re...
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Illinois (Chicago)
6 Places at UIC the Guy Jerking Off in The Lib Wouldn’t Have Gotten Caught
Last week while February was just beginning, one UIC student was a little more focused on...
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QUIZ: Which UIC Dorm are You?
Whether you’re coming back from winter break into your stale-smelling, mouse-invested residence hall or moving in...
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5 Struggles of Commuting at UIC
It’s not a secret that UIC is a commuter school. Most students commute from elsewhere in...
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Taylor Street Is Dead, Here Are 5 Chicago Bars That’ll Take Your Fake
It’s no secret that the Taylor Street bar scene has taken a major hit this semester....
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The 5 Weird Stains on the CTA You’re Bound to See
Nothing is more alarming than rushing to work or class, quickly sitting on the bus, and...
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6 Places at UIC the Guy Jerking Off in The Lib Wouldn’t Have Gotten Caught
Last week while February was just beginning, one UIC student was a little more focused on...
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F*** It, We Ranked UIC’s Buildings
UIC’s campus is a nearly immutable mass of concrete and glass. The old, riot-proof concrete monstrosities...
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UIC Junior Still Getting Lost in BSB
Third year University of Illinois at Chicago student, Kevin Miller, encountered a familiar problem Friday morning...
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F*** the Daley Library, Try These Study Spots on Campus Instead
The Daley Library has been making some serious changes as of late: banning noise, un-banning noise....
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UIC Student Tortured by Lack of Printers
Daniel Weiss, a chemistry major at UIC, was found staring around the Idea Commons of Richard J....
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6 Ways UIC Architecture Majors Can be More Annoying This Semester
With the start of a new year and a new semester, UIC architecture students have felt...