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Illinois
7 Reasons Why Quad Bikers Are Braver Than The U.S. Marines
Yeah, maybe your cousin Justin fought in Iraq, but you went to the middle of the...
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Illinois
78 Reported Dead In Worst Big-Little Reveal Disaster In Decades
In a tornado of glitter and streamers, UIUC was rocked by one of the worst tragedies...
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Illinois
New UIUC Environment Frat Definitely Not Just A Front For Weed Smoking Club
After living in Allen Hall freshman year, fraternity founder Patrick Corby really understood what it meant...
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Illinois
UIUC Fat Shaming Agenda Revealed By New Skinny Sidewalk On Sixth & Gregory
A shocking report from earlier this week revealed that UIUC is implementing a new campus-wide initiative...
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Illinois
October Lovers Lobbying The University To Be More October-y
New research has found that the amount of people who signed up for October Lovers their...
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Illinois
Breaking: Every Girl In UIUC Sorority Has Suddenly Developed A Gluten Allergy
The women of Kappa Sigma Sigma haven’t just sync up their Aunt Flow. Every sister living...
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Illinois
Embarrassing: High School Basketball Star Got Dunked On In His KIN109 Class
UIUC sophomore and team captain of Panthers Varsity Basketball team of 2016-2017, Nick Johnson, made an...
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Illinois
UIUC Hipsters To Build Under-Underground Library
Fed up with the amount of Brads and Stacies at the Underground Library, the hipsters of...
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Illinois
5 Study Spots For When You’re Too Cool To Study By Geeds
When you’re not crushing it and hitting the bars, you have to be hitting the books....
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Illinois
Allen Hall Resident Pierces Own Ear And Is Super Cool For Doing It
Skylar Howlett impressed everyone last Tuesday by showing how much she literally does not give a...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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We Turned Your Hot TA’s Moodle Updates Into ASMR
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, or ASMR, is a relatively unknown scientific phenomenon, which refers to complete...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Drinking Game: A Shot to the Dart
A game of darts is a great game to play at a bar, or your friend’s...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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9 SpongeBob Characters That Can Totally Win Joe’s Bikini Battle
The annual Joe’s Brewery Bikini Battle is finally upon us! It’s finally acceptable for our student body...
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6 Of The Most F*cked Up Things That ACTUALLY HAPPENED At UIUC
UIUC has faced many challenges over the years, mostly at the hands of the students. However,...
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Can A Professor Actually Identify An Essay Purchased Online? We Bought One To Find Out.
SPONSORED CONTENT EssayPro is professional essay writing service made up of 400 professional essay writers that makes students’...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...