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Illinois
8 Dance Moves to Bust During Graduation That Accurately Depict Your Time as an Illini
Honestly, graduation ceremonies are boring. Do everyone in the audience a favor and embarrass yourself in...
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Gies Business Student Humbled to Accept Position as Mom’s Errand Bitch This Summer
With so many viable options for an impressive internship, finance major, Justin Fogarty, has humbly and...
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Illinois
5 Outfits to Wear to Graduation When You Forgot to Rent a Gown
Oh no! You were too busy blowing bubbles and deeply suppressing the inevitable plateau of adulthood...
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Illinois
Daddy of The Week: Stephen from Pi Kappa Phi
Name: Stephen Duginger (a.k.a. Thomas ‘Paign) Twitter Handle: @PhilosopherDugi Major: Economics & Political Science Relationship Status:...
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Illinois
Bartender of The Week: Michael from Cly’s
Name: Michael “Zurk” Mazurkiewicz Instagram Handle: @_zuzu87 Bar: Cly’s Relationship Status: Asexual Major: Political Science Favorite...
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Illinois
Top 6 Places to Vomit Around Campus Before You Leave Forever
Unless you’re one of the suckers that gets roped into “continuing your education” by going to...
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Illinois
UIUC Frat Bro Beats JUUL Withdrawals by Taking Up Black Tar Heroin
JUULs are taking UIUC by storm, and they show no signs of stopping. College kids can’t...
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Illinois
The 5 Debilitating Stages of Internalizing Your Impending Unemployment
You were feelin’ yourself in that yung second semester senior slump until you realized with graduation...
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Illinois
Bartender of The Week: Gabi from Cly’s
Name: Gabi Zemaitis Instagram Handle: @gabi_zemaitis Bar: Cly’s Relationship Status: I don’t know, but if y’all...
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Illinois
Moving Back In With Your Parents Is Awesome And Not Immensely Depressing
With graduation only about a week away, Illini are starting to think about the next chapter...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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Booze Review: Bud Light Lime
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When life hands you limes? You...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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Drinking Game: Space Jam
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam (down some beers) now, we got a real jam...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Venn Diagram: Greek Life vs ABC Family’s “Greek”
It’s been a while since any of us tuned into ABC Family, but don’t pretend...
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Top 10: Best Replacement Classes at UIUC
While you may have thought 18 credits this semester was a good idea last spring, at...
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Recipe for Disaster: Extra Deep Dish Pizza
Nothing warms the heart in this weather more than a deep dish pizza. This might not...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...