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Campus Life
Bro Hanging Out of Frat House Window ‘Gunna F**kin Do It’
Reports poured in Saturday night of a 19-year-old male student hanging out of a third...
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Campus Life
The Best Spots to Watch Sorority Recruitment
Step right up for front-row seats to the best show on campus: sorority recruitment. Amplify your...
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Illinois
University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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Campus Life
Opinion: Step It Up For Recruitment, Girls
For real, honestly, seriously, and I mean this with all seriousness: All I have seen on...
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Campus Life
The Black Sheep Investigates: What Really Happened to Those Students from the First Week of Class?
You probably have noticed by now that your classroom houses an alarmingly low number of students....
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Illinois
Booze Review: Lady Bligh Authentic Spiced Rum
For anyone who hasn’t been keeping up with our published displays of alcoholic connoisseurism, The Black...
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Booze
Drinking Game: Shit-Faced Sorority
During sorority recruitment, campus resembles a zoo that let all the animals out of their cages....
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Campus Life
Oh, the People You’ll See Going Greek
The start of fraternity and sorority recruitment has been looming ominously over UIUC. Freshmen and some...
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Campus Life
The Black Sheep Interviews: Michael Armintrout, Director of Marketing for Jay Goldberg Events & Entertainment
The International Beer Tasting and Food Truck Showcase is being held in downtown Urbana on Saturday,...
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Campus Life
Illinites Actually Inspires U of I Student to Have Sober Fun
Illinites, a.k.a. “the thing freshmen go to until they realize they can drink beer instead,” is...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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We Turned Your Hot TA’s Moodle Updates Into ASMR
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, or ASMR, is a relatively unknown scientific phenomenon, which refers to complete...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Drinking Game: A Shot to the Dart
A game of darts is a great game to play at a bar, or your friend’s...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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9 SpongeBob Characters That Can Totally Win Joe’s Bikini Battle
The annual Joe’s Brewery Bikini Battle is finally upon us! It’s finally acceptable for our student body...
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6 Of The Most F*cked Up Things That ACTUALLY HAPPENED At UIUC
UIUC has faced many challenges over the years, mostly at the hands of the students. However,...
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Can A Professor Actually Identify An Essay Purchased Online? We Bought One To Find Out.
SPONSORED CONTENT EssayPro is professional essay writing service made up of 400 professional essay writers that makes students’...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...