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Illinois
8 Ways to Keep Your Moribund Laptop Alive During Group Meetings
When your laptop battery lasts less than an hour unplugged, it might be time to consider...
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Illinois
5 Excuses For When You’re Caught Escaping From One-Night-Stand at 4 a.m.
Three of nine tequila sunrises have worn off, much like the makeup on your face and...
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Illinois
Booze Review: Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
We’re going to go ahead and make the accurate claim that unicorns exist. If they didn’t,...
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Illinois
An Oral History of Antonio’s Pizza
Antonio’s Pizza has been gone for a year and a half but it’s been etched in...
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Illinois
Sorority Girl With Fitness Instagram Account Cures Obesity
As a college campus in the dairy-lovin’ Midwest, UIUC is especially prone to obesity. Not only...
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Illinois
Wake Up Bromley Residents, You’re Living In a Dystopia
Bromley Hall: the residence hub where only the most elite of UIUC freshmen are granted access....
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Illinois
UIUC Sorority Girl On The Lam From FBI Changes Last Name To Middle Name On Facebook To Avoid Capture
The FBI and Champaign County Police Department were quickly notified after word broke that UIUC top-house...
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Illinois
Should You Regress to Your 2007 State for the T-Pain Concert?
T-Pain is coming to perform at Spring Jam 2018 this Sunday and if you were alive...
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Illinois
Bartender of The Week: Colleen from Cly’s
Name: Colleen Lappe Instagram Handle: @colleenlappe Bar: Clybourne Toasted Bean Relationship Status: Foreign lover Major: Craft...
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Illinois
How to Reveal Your Inner Guido on the Stage of Red Lion
Since the premiere of Jersey Shore Family Vacation, students have been eager to show off their...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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Booze Review: Bud Light Lime
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When life hands you limes? You...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Drinking Game: Space Jam
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam (down some beers) now, we got a real jam...
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Venn Diagram: Greek Life vs ABC Family’s “Greek”
It’s been a while since any of us tuned into ABC Family, but don’t pretend...
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Top 10: Best Replacement Classes at UIUC
While you may have thought 18 credits this semester was a good idea last spring, at...
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Recipe for Disaster: Extra Deep Dish Pizza
Nothing warms the heart in this weather more than a deep dish pizza. This might not...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...