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Illinois
7 Reasons To Give Your Friend A Beer Shower At Red Lion (Other Than Their Birthday)
Turns out there is more than one reason to give your friend’s a beer shower at...
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Illinois
“This Kid Parties!” And 5 Other Comments Your Potential Employer Has About Your Finsta
A lot of fake news has been going around about the negative implication a finsta may...
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Illinois
Top 10 Random Items To Hand A Person Instead Of Your Juul
Wow, another person just asked to hit your Juul in the middle of Joe’s. Are you...
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Illinois
Probably Unnecessary: The BIF Adds Valet Parking To Add To Other Pointless Amenities No One Asked For
This past year has come with many new features for UIUC Business Instructional Facility, such as...
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Illinois
A Hero Among Mortals: Student Gets Through First Three Weeks Without Reading A Damn Thing
Syllabus week has come and gone, and the first exams are rearing their terrifying heads, but...
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Illinois
Heartbreaking: Nobody Listens When Girl Tries To Quiet Down Party For Phone Call From Mom
As high school parties, countless teen movies, and that one Vine with that guy who gets...
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Illinois
Entire Illini Union On Edge As Stage Is Set Up
Uh-oh. Tensions rose this Wednesday as students in the Illini Union watched the Courtyard Café stage...
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Illinois
I Call It A ‘Blunt Bug,’ Says Frat Guy Who Has Obviously Never Seen A Cockroach Before
UIUC frat star Declan Rollins made a fascinating entomological discovery dubbed the ‘blunt bug’ in his...
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Illinois
8 Steps To Getting Laid, Since You Were Too Much Of A Loser To Get Into A Frat
Nobody wanted to offer you a bid after you puked your guts out at the foam...
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Illinois
With Altgeld Renovations Complete, Bell Tower Will Now Only Play ‘Lo-Fi Chill Hip Hop Beats To Study/Relax To’
You may have noticed that the sounds of “Lo-Fi Chill Hip Hop Beats To Study/Relax To”...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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We Turned Your Hot TA’s Moodle Updates Into ASMR
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, or ASMR, is a relatively unknown scientific phenomenon, which refers to complete...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Drinking Game: A Shot to the Dart
A game of darts is a great game to play at a bar, or your friend’s...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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9 SpongeBob Characters That Can Totally Win Joe’s Bikini Battle
The annual Joe’s Brewery Bikini Battle is finally upon us! It’s finally acceptable for our student body...
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6 Of The Most F*cked Up Things That ACTUALLY HAPPENED At UIUC
UIUC has faced many challenges over the years, mostly at the hands of the students. However,...
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Can A Professor Actually Identify An Essay Purchased Online? We Bought One To Find Out.
SPONSORED CONTENT EssayPro is professional essay writing service made up of 400 professional essay writers that makes students’...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...