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Illinois
Bartender Of The Week: Val from Illini Inn
Name: Val Elser Instagram Handle: @valsyourpal10 Bar: Illini Inn Relationship Status: Single and ready to cuff...
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Illinois
UIUC Students On Goth Bar Crawl Ice Out Their Drinks, I Guess Or Whatever
UIUC student’s Tim Duffy, Carl Wertz, and Jenna Rubin participated in a less-than enthusiastic ice out...
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Illinois
Report: One Night Stand With Psychology Major Not Even That Kinky
The stigma that all every psychology major is a nymphomaniac was debunked this weekend. At least,...
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Illinois
Daddy Of The Week: Nick From Psi Upsilon
Name: Nick Ferguson Twitter Handle: @nick_ferguson9 Major: Advertising Relationship Status: Single Fraternity: Psi Upsilon Boxers or briefs?: Briefs...
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Illinois
Super Badass Freshman Reveals To ACE-IT Facilitator That He Doesn’t Count His Shots
UIUC freshman and self-proclaimed heavyweight drinker, Tucker Morgan, just completed his ACE-IT Workshop, surrounded by freakin’...
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Illinois
6 Questions We Have For The Freshman Girls Over-Decorating Their Dorms
Walking into a dorm room, some people just see it as it is: a dorm room....
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Illinois
Bartender Of The Week: Kajsa From Kam’s
Name: Kajsa Chen Instagram Handle: @kajsaelaine Bar: KAM’S Relationship Status: Single Major: Bioengineering Favorite Drink: Vodka...
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Illinois
The Vacuum Store Has Got To Be A Front For Something
That vacuum store is sketchy, and gut instincts are usually right. Who in their right mind...
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Illinois
UIUC Frat Star Sends in Sixth Video of Him Shotgunning a Keystone Light to Illini Barstool, Still Doesn’t Make the Cut
UIUC Gamma Beta Beta fraternity member, Bruce Jefferson, has made it his life’s mission to make...
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Illinois
Daddy Of The Week: Tom From Phi Psi
Name: Tom Oeltgen Twitter Handle: @Big_Game_Tom33 (I don’t tweet, I just use it for sports news) Major: I’m...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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We Turned Your Hot TA’s Moodle Updates Into ASMR
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, or ASMR, is a relatively unknown scientific phenomenon, which refers to complete...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Drinking Game: A Shot to the Dart
A game of darts is a great game to play at a bar, or your friend’s...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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9 SpongeBob Characters That Can Totally Win Joe’s Bikini Battle
The annual Joe’s Brewery Bikini Battle is finally upon us! It’s finally acceptable for our student body...
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6 Of The Most F*cked Up Things That ACTUALLY HAPPENED At UIUC
UIUC has faced many challenges over the years, mostly at the hands of the students. However,...
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Can A Professor Actually Identify An Essay Purchased Online? We Bought One To Find Out.
SPONSORED CONTENT EssayPro is professional essay writing service made up of 400 professional essay writers that makes students’...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...