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Illinois
8 Out-Of-Place Places To Wear Your Jersey To Show Everyone Just How Much Of A Frat Star You Are
In a world teeming with frat boys and 5th Year videos, it might be difficult to...
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Illinois
Opinion: If My Sorority Makes Me Cover My Face Tattoos During Formal Recruitment, I’m Dropping
This summer I decided that I needed a rebrand. That’s right; I, Cham Bana, have renounced...
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Illinois
Bartender Of The Week: Blake From Legends
Name: Blake Kircher Instagram Handle: @kircher13 Bar: Legends Relationship Status: Empty Pringle Can Major: Community/Public Health...
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Illinois
5 Secrets Lovie Smith Is Hiding In His Beard
With the horrendous outcomes of last year’s football season, Lovie Smith knew that he had to...
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Illinois
We Ranked These 6 UIUC Locations, From Small To Big Dick Energy
Since arriving at UIUC, you’ve probably noticed that penetrating sensation of grandeur and clout. What you’re...
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Illinois
How Quaint: Roommate Needlessly Blasts Music To Drown Out Another 6-Minute Drunk Hookup
After deadbeat roommate Tony Veneziano brought a girl home from the bars and sneaked her into...
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Illinois
8 Ways To Play Off Being Left Behind By The MTD
It’s a dog-eat-dog world out here in C-U. Sometimes you take advantage of the free bus...
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Illinois
Inspired by Vet Med’s Cow, Biology Department Cuts Hole In TA for Demonstration Purposes
For years, the Vet Med at UIUC has been using a fistulated cow, Brooke, to give...
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Illinois
An Open Letter From Alma
Eighty-nine goddamn years. Do you know how long 89 years is? It’s 32,485 days. That’s a...
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Illinois
‘It’s Okay Not to Make Friends Right Away,’ Orientation Leader Assures Herself After First Week Of Junior Year
A new school year means hoe phases and poor life choices for all Illini. After successfully...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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We Turned Your Hot TA’s Moodle Updates Into ASMR
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, or ASMR, is a relatively unknown scientific phenomenon, which refers to complete...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Drinking Game: A Shot to the Dart
A game of darts is a great game to play at a bar, or your friend’s...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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9 SpongeBob Characters That Can Totally Win Joe’s Bikini Battle
The annual Joe’s Brewery Bikini Battle is finally upon us! It’s finally acceptable for our student body...
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6 Of The Most F*cked Up Things That ACTUALLY HAPPENED At UIUC
UIUC has faced many challenges over the years, mostly at the hands of the students. However,...
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Can A Professor Actually Identify An Essay Purchased Online? We Bought One To Find Out.
SPONSORED CONTENT EssayPro is professional essay writing service made up of 400 professional essay writers that makes students’...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...