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Illinois
‘Honey, Your P***y Is Cancelled Sis!’ Says UIUC Financial Aid Office To Greedy Naperville Mom
The University of Illinois recently announced that all students with annual family incomes of less than...
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Illinois
Student Who Took Handful Of McKinley Condoms Probably Still A Virgin
Last week, freshman Max Collins visited McKinley Health Center for the first time to receive free...
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Illinois
Sorority Girl Fake Laughs So Much, Doesn’t Know What Real Joy Is Anymore
“I love recruitment!” sorority girl, Becky Schultz, exclaimed to what seemed like the hundredth potential new...
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Illinois
‘No, It’s, Like, Actually Pretty Hard,’ And 10 Other Lies To Tell Your Friends About Your Advertising Major
At a school like UIUC, known for its prestigious engineering program and top-rated business facilities, sometimes...
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Illinois
How to Establish To Your Lecture Class That You Can Type The Most Words Per Minute
Not like you peaked in middle school or anything, but you can never let yourself, or...
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Illinois
Sorority Girl Wants You to Know That Recruitment Practice Is, Like, Hard
Sorority girl, Jessica Smith, wants to make sure everyone knows that coming back a week early...
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Illinois
Daddy Of The Week: Dylan From DU
Name: Dylan Firth Twitter Handle: N/A Major: Communication Relationship Status: Married to a lifetime of a...
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Illinois
Innovative: UIUC Frat Guy Lines Walls Of Apartment His Parents Pay For With Cases Of Natty
If you thought the brothers of UIUC fraternity, Beta Theta Beta, couldn’t get any more creative,...
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Illinois
Opinion: How I Act During Syllabus Week Does Not Reflect My Character
The best week of the semester is finally here, and I, along with the rest of...
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Illinois
Which Sorority House Mom Are You?
In a campus that is run predominately by students, living here as a middle-aged woman would...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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We Turned Your Hot TA’s Moodle Updates Into ASMR
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, or ASMR, is a relatively unknown scientific phenomenon, which refers to complete...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Drinking Game: A Shot to the Dart
A game of darts is a great game to play at a bar, or your friend’s...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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9 SpongeBob Characters That Can Totally Win Joe’s Bikini Battle
The annual Joe’s Brewery Bikini Battle is finally upon us! It’s finally acceptable for our student body...
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6 Of The Most F*cked Up Things That ACTUALLY HAPPENED At UIUC
UIUC has faced many challenges over the years, mostly at the hands of the students. However,...
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Can A Professor Actually Identify An Essay Purchased Online? We Bought One To Find Out.
SPONSORED CONTENT EssayPro is professional essay writing service made up of 400 professional essay writers that makes students’...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...