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5 Ways To Let Your Hot TA Know You’re DTF
Classes have begun, and with that means the search for hot tail has begun as well....
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Illinois
Mom Scrapbooks UIUC Freshman’s First Drug Deal
Joann Carson, a loving mother of three, was incredibly supportive of her youngest son this weekend...
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Illinois
Washed-Up Frat Star Asked To Leave House Immediately For Falling ‘Chill-To-Pull Ratio’
The current residents of Kappa Chi fraternity have sought legal action to remove washed-up frat star...
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Illinois
7 New And Exciting Places to Desecrate With Your Juul Smoke In Champaign
Juuling is like the Cabbage Patch Kids of our generation. Rather than becoming addicted to nicotine...
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Illinois
Bartender Of The Week: Manroop From Murphy’s
Name: Manroop Singh Instagram Handle: @murphyspubillini Bar: Murphy’s Pub Relationship Status: In a relationship Major: Stats...
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Illinois
Bartender Of The Week: Darren From Legends
Name: Darren O’Hanlon Instagram Handle: @darrenohanlon15 Bar: Legends Relationship Status: Single Major: Communication Favorite Drink: Baltimore...
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Illinois
Obama’s Speech Expected To Be Chock Full Of Condolences For Cly’s And Firehaus Closing
Next Friday, September 7, will culminate in former president Barack Obama speaking at the University of...
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Illinois
Playground Enthusiast Mistakenly Joins Illini Swingers On Quad Day
This year at Quad Day, UIUC freshman and playground enthusiast Nathan Miller happened upon the Illini...
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Illinois
UIUC Student, After Signing Up For Club With Fictitious Email, Charged With Identity Fraud At Quad Day
Quad Day at UIUC is a glorious, sweaty occasion where students sign up for clubs they’ll...
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Illinois
Opinion: How I Act During Syllabus Week Does Not Reflect My Character
The best week of the semester is finally here, syllabus week, and I, along with the...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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We Turned Your Hot TA’s Moodle Updates Into ASMR
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, or ASMR, is a relatively unknown scientific phenomenon, which refers to complete...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Drinking Game: A Shot to the Dart
A game of darts is a great game to play at a bar, or your friend’s...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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9 SpongeBob Characters That Can Totally Win Joe’s Bikini Battle
The annual Joe’s Brewery Bikini Battle is finally upon us! It’s finally acceptable for our student body...
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6 Of The Most F*cked Up Things That ACTUALLY HAPPENED At UIUC
UIUC has faced many challenges over the years, mostly at the hands of the students. However,...
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Can A Professor Actually Identify An Essay Purchased Online? We Bought One To Find Out.
SPONSORED CONTENT EssayPro is professional essay writing service made up of 400 professional essay writers that makes students’...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...