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Maryland
5 Ways to Finesse Free Parking at UMD
If you have anyone in your life that cares about you (unlikely), they’ve probably tried to...
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Maryland
Fearless Ideas: How Students Regularly Break the UMD Honor Pledge
According to a super scientific Facebook poll, approximately 37% of a group of randomly selected UMD...
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Maryland
Which New UMD Building Are You?
UMD is all about inconveniencing us with construction so that by the time our little brothers...
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Maryland
What UMD Could Have Done With The Money Paid to Diamond Stone
Well, well, well…who would’ve thought one of the players that helped lead us to the Sweet...
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Maryland
‘Don’t Come to Class If You’re Sick,’ Says UMD Professor Who Doesn’t Post Lectures Online
In the wake of the rise of this season’s especially terrible flu, dubbed by some as...
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Maryland
Best Places to Perform an Exorcism at UMD!
Have you ever thought about playing with a Ouija Board or trying to sell your soul...
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Maryland
How to Have Fun at a UMD Basketball Game Even Though We Might Not Win
It’s the most wonderful time of the year in College Park: basketball season. Whether you’re a...
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Maryland
Stamp Has Coffee For You! But You Have to Get Out of Bed for It
With the new semester now in full swing, attendance in classes has hit an all-time low....
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Maryland
A Terp’s 7 Best Date Options On Valentine’s Day
So you and your sweetheart made plans for a night on the town on Valentine’s Day...
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Maryland
7 Ways to Slide Into A Terp’s DMs On Valentine’s Day
Are you one of the many losers without a Valentine’s date? Do you have the urge...
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QUIZ: What Does Testudo Think of You?
Chances are you spend a lot of time wondering what people think of you—friends, professors,...
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QUIZ: Which Maryland Basketball Player Are You?
Okay, let’s be honest here: From one time or another, we’ve all wondered which Maryland basketball...
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QUIZ: Which College Park Pizza Place Are You?
Pizza is, without a doubt, the greatest food to eat when plastered drunk. But regardless...
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QUIZ: Are You Testudo?
Everybody loves Testudo. Not only is he a great mascot, but he’s also the only...
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QUIZ: What Do You Most Regret Doing Over UMD’s Spring Break?
Whether you’re traveling to far-off locales, hanging out in College Park, or simply kicking it...
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QUIZ: Are You a True Terp or Towson Trash?
The University of Maryland is a mighty school, into which only the cream of the...
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QUIZ: Which College Park Bar Are You?
In College Park, the weekend starts on Thursday, and it’s a Terp rite of passage...
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QUIZ: Which Wallace Loh Are You?
It’s not easy being Wallace Loh, president of the University of Maryland. The role comes...
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What Do Your Maryland Graduation Photos Say About You?
After four years of taking classes, developing friendships, and occasionally sobbing over a plate of...
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Raising your GPA for Dummies: UMD’s 5 Easiest Classes
Homework has a way of interfering with a college student’s true goals in life–partying, joining random...