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Campus Life
What Your Major at UMD Says About Your Relationship With Your Mother
Everyone loves their mom, right? She raised you, she sent you to the best university in...
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Campus Life
Create A UMD Alert and We’ll Tell You How F*cked Up You Are
Remember all those times you felt lonely, but UMD Alerts hit you up and sent you...
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Maryland
Maryland’s State Song Rewritten to be Much More Accurate
Recently Maryland’s state song came under fire for being no-so-subtly racist, so the University of Maryland’s school...
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Campus Life
Terrapin’s Turf to Rebrand As Vape Bar for Younger Crowd
Local college bar “Terrapin’s Turf” is a favorite among 21+ year olds, and those who...
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Campus Life
7 Stages of Falling in Love With Your Unreasonably Gorgeous UMD TA
We’ve all been there: the first day of the semester in your 8 a.m. class....
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Campus Life
The 10 Commandments of UMD
The University of Maryland is a vibrant community of many different religious perspectives. We respect...
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Maryland
An Open Letter to The Professor of That 9 a.m. Exam After Halloween
Dear Professor whatever your name is, I don’t know you. I don’t know who...
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Campus Life
The 8 Best UMD-Themed Halloween Pranks
There are three types of people on Halloween: the people that go out, the people...
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Campus Life
A Spooky Map of UMD
Halloween is upon us again! If you find yourself out alone tomorrow night, beware the...
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Campus Life
Bentley’s Caught Serving Toddlers On “Halloweekend”
The College Park Police Department announced that RJ Bentley’s, a bar known and loved by Maryland...
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QUIZ: What Does Testudo Think of You?
Chances are you spend a lot of time wondering what people think of you—friends, professors,...
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QUIZ: Which Maryland Basketball Player Are You?
Okay, let’s be honest here: From one time or another, we’ve all wondered which Maryland basketball...
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QUIZ: Which College Park Pizza Place Are You?
Pizza is, without a doubt, the greatest food to eat when plastered drunk. But regardless...
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QUIZ: Are You Testudo?
Everybody loves Testudo. Not only is he a great mascot, but he’s also the only...
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QUIZ: What Do You Most Regret Doing Over UMD’s Spring Break?
Whether you’re traveling to far-off locales, hanging out in College Park, or simply kicking it...
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QUIZ: Which College Park Bar Are You?
In College Park, the weekend starts on Thursday, and it’s a Terp rite of passage...
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QUIZ: Are You a True Terp or Towson Trash?
The University of Maryland is a mighty school, into which only the cream of the...
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QUIZ: Which Wallace Loh Are You?
It’s not easy being Wallace Loh, president of the University of Maryland. The role comes...
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What Do Your Maryland Graduation Photos Say About You?
After four years of taking classes, developing friendships, and occasionally sobbing over a plate of...
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The Black Sheep’s Hot Sister of the Month: Trevor’s Sister
Everyone knows someone with a hot sibling, which is always weird considering they’re the same exact...