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Maryland
Top 7 UMD Basketball Players Ranked By a Guy Who’s Never Been to a Sporting Event
If there’s one thing Terps love more than giving offerings to our beloved Testudo statue and...
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Maryland
Flu Season Making Terps Slower Than Ever
On January 29th, the University Health Center released an official email stating the following: “Influenza is...
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Maryland
7 Reasons Why Your TA is Targeting You In Discussion
So you went to discussion and your TA won’t stop pointing you out. Total bullshit right?...
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Maryland
The 7 Shittiest Major Buildings At UMD
Every major at the University of Maryland has a home in one of the buildings on...
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Maryland
5 Things To Do If Wallace Loh Show’s Up at Bent’s On Friday
Every Terp needs to take a pre-finals de-stressor by hitting the bars with their gang. But,...
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Featured 3
BREAKING: Wallace Loh To Release Christmas Album
Winter break is just around the corner, and if there’s one thing that gets Terps excited...
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Maryland
8 Gift Ideas For Terps This Holiday Season
Everyone’s favorite time of year is right around the corner! ‘Tis the season of receiving free...
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Maryland
Realistic Bowl Games for Every Big Ten Football Team
With the 2017 regular season in the books, the College Football Playoff is almost upon us....
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Campus Life
10 Places Terps Go To Eat Even Though They Have a Dining Plan
To put it simply, UMD’s diner food is trash. Under no circumstances should Dining Services be...
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Campus Life
6 Times Living in Easton Hall Seriously Fucked You Up
Dorm life is hard. During your dorm experience, you witnessed some pretty traumatizing things like we...
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QUIZ: What Does Testudo Think of You?
Chances are you spend a lot of time wondering what people think of you—friends, professors,...
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QUIZ: Which Maryland Basketball Player Are You?
Okay, let’s be honest here: From one time or another, we’ve all wondered which Maryland basketball...
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QUIZ: Which College Park Pizza Place Are You?
Pizza is, without a doubt, the greatest food to eat when plastered drunk. But regardless...
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QUIZ: Are You Testudo?
Everybody loves Testudo. Not only is he a great mascot, but he’s also the only...
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QUIZ: What Do You Most Regret Doing Over UMD’s Spring Break?
Whether you’re traveling to far-off locales, hanging out in College Park, or simply kicking it...
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QUIZ: Are You a True Terp or Towson Trash?
The University of Maryland is a mighty school, into which only the cream of the...
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QUIZ: Which College Park Bar Are You?
In College Park, the weekend starts on Thursday, and it’s a Terp rite of passage...
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QUIZ: Which Wallace Loh Are You?
It’s not easy being Wallace Loh, president of the University of Maryland. The role comes...
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What Do Your Maryland Graduation Photos Say About You?
After four years of taking classes, developing friendships, and occasionally sobbing over a plate of...
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Raising your GPA for Dummies: UMD’s 5 Easiest Classes
Homework has a way of interfering with a college student’s true goals in life–partying, joining random...