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Michigan
Incoming UM Freshman Brags About Not Remembering Lollapalooza
ANN ARBOR – In a striking move of social dominance, incoming freshman Zachary Broadhurst has spent...
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Michigan
What the F*** is Actually In A Mind Probe at Rick’s?
It’s the century-old question that haunts us all each Friday night. You’re getting ready with your six...
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Michigan
6 Types Of Brads You’ll Find On Michigan’s Campus
Brads exist all over college campuses in America. They’re the boys who only wear two clothing...
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Campus Life
9 Fresh Hells That Every Freshman Will Soon Learn About Michigan
Each and every one of University of Michigan freshman are wide-eyed, full of wonderment, and absolutely,...
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Michigan
The Nervous Bird That F**ked Jim Harbaugh Up For Life
We told you it wasn’t going to be pretty. We’re sorry you had to see this,...
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Michigan
5 Nervous Chickens Jim Harbaugh Has Encountered That F**ked Him Up For Life
Jim Harbaugh: coach, father, poultry skeptic. The Michigan head coach told former Michigan quarterback, Wilton Speight,...
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Featured 3
Incredible: This Frat Bro Survived Friday Night Without Excessive Drinking, Only Lost His Juul Twice
In a stunning feat sure to challenge social norms, Jake Fisher, a brother of Alpha Beta...
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Featured 2
UM Sorority Girl Claims She’s ‘Born-Again Christian’ Suspiciously Soon After She’s Unable to Get Laid
ANN ARBOR — University of Michigan junior Tiffany Stillman has decided to take up Christianity as...
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Michigan
7 Ways to Subtly Remind Your Summer Hookup They’re Just Sex to You
With your usual Ann Arbor hookup either interning or home for the summer, finding a new...
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Michigan
7 Ways to Transform Your Home Into a Frat For The Summer
After surviving two more semesters of straight binge drinking and meaningless sex, you don’t really know...
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QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Basketball Starter Are You?
Our Wolverines are genuinely surprising us this March, but we ain’t mad about it. We...
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QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Dorm Are You?
Each dorm has it’s very own personality, just like all of us special snowflakes at...
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The 7 Hells of Living in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula
Living in the Upper Peninsula is the dream for some people and a complete nightmare for...
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QUIZ: Is Your Markley Roommate 1,000 Cockroaches in a Trench Coat?
At this point in the semester, you typically think you know your roommate. But, some recent...
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People You Don’t Want Together at 3 A.M. on Snap Maps in Ann Arbor
We all know how incredibly fun Snap Maps can be. Spotting your friend’s Bitmoji dressed in...
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A Judgmental Seating Chart of The Big House
With this Saturday marking everyone’s fourth game day in a row, it’s easy to think...
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The Top 3 Tips for Landing at the Best Frats at Michigan
A school as large as the University of Michigan can seem intimidating before you find your...
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5 Best Places To Have Sex At Michigan
Wake up, go to class, go to the ref room to study, go to the...
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6 Disgusting Essentials to Make Your Bathroom Like a Frat
Is your bathroom really letting you down this year? Do you feel like your bathroom is...
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If UMich Dining Halls Were Celebrities
You’re at a crossroads, a huge predicament, even a potentially life-changing decision: which dining hall are...
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[VIDEO] Asking What “Business Casual” at the Ross School of Business
We went to the Ross School of Business to ask these future business leaders what...