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Michigan
Winterfest Date Moved Back to Promote Safer ‘SRAT FIGHT!!!!!’
The highly-anticipated Winterfest–past host to two sororities “fighting their goddamn hearts out” after a game of...
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Michigan
The 7 Most Eligible Bachelors on Campus Just in Time For V-Day
The world’s most dreaded holiday is upon us, and there’s nowhere to hide. To signal the...
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Michigan
‘I Hate When People Reply to Me, Fuck Off’: 5 Questions With E. Royster Harper
E. Royster Harper, everyone’s favorite mass emailer on campus sat down with us at The Black...
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Michigan
6 Types of Brads You’ll Find on Michigan’s Campus
Brads exist all over college campuses in America. They’re the boys who only wear two clothing...
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Michigan
The Dirty Truths Behind Schlissel’s Construction on Campus
New apartment complexes? Please, we already have Landmark, Zaragon, UTowers, Varsity, Foundry, Arbor Blu, and probably...
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Michigan
Rick’s Memorializes Students Who Died Waiting to Get Inside
Ann Arbor — Rick’s, commonly referred to as Richard’s by regulars, and referred to as Dick’s by...
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Michigan
6 Bangers The Bell Tower Should Play Now That Dry Rush is Almost Over
Now that parties will be starting back up, you don’t have to wait much longer. We...
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Michigan
Frats Claim They’re Living Out Black Mirror ‘IFC Suspension’ Episode
With episodes consisting of disturbing and bizarre storylines, Black Mirror has attracted students from Michigan and...
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Michigan
5 Places to Booze in Ann Arbor Besides a Frat or Bar
In light of IFC’s recent suspension on all social fraternity events, undergrad students at U of...
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Michigan
UMich Athletics Content As ‘That Team That Always Loses to Penn State’
ANN ARBOR – Following the precedent set by Jim Harbaugh and the University of Michigan football team,...
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QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Basketball Starter Are You?
Our Wolverines are genuinely surprising us this March, but we ain’t mad about it. We...
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QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Dorm Are You?
Each dorm has it’s very own personality, just like all of us special snowflakes at...
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The 7 Hells of Living in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula
Living in the Upper Peninsula is the dream for some people and a complete nightmare for...
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Avoid Looking Like a College Student at Chicago’s Summer Festivals
“Man, dude, I’m sick of throwing my disposable income from my boring lifeguarding job on meaningless...
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5 Best Places To Have Sex At Michigan
Wake up, go to class, go to the ref room to study, go to the...
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QUIZ: Is Your Markley Roommate 1,000 Cockroaches in a Trench Coat?
At this point in the semester, you typically think you know your roommate. But, some recent...
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Jordan Poole Eager to Return to South Quad, Endless Unwavering Sex
After losing in the National Championship to Villanova on Monday night, local South Quad resident and...
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If UMich Dining Halls Were Celebrities
You’re at a crossroads, a huge predicament, even a potentially life-changing decision: which dining hall are...
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People You Don’t Want Together at 3 A.M. on Snap Maps in Ann Arbor
We all know how incredibly fun Snap Maps can be. Spotting your friend’s Bitmoji dressed in...
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A Judgmental Map of Ann Arbor, Michigan
Ann Arbor frequently tops lists of the best college towns in the nations. We certainly...
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[VIDEO] Asking What “Business Casual” at the Ross School of Business
We went to the Ross School of Business to ask these future business leaders what...