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Michigan
6 Bangers The Bell Tower Should Play Now That Dry Rush is Almost Over
Now that parties will be starting back up, you don’t have to wait much longer. We...
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Michigan
Frats Claim They’re Living Out Black Mirror ‘IFC Suspension’ Episode
With episodes consisting of disturbing and bizarre storylines, Black Mirror has attracted students from Michigan and...
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Michigan
5 Places to Booze in Ann Arbor Besides a Frat or Bar
In light of IFC’s recent suspension on all social fraternity events, undergrad students at U of...
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Michigan
UMich Athletics Content As ‘That Team That Always Loses to Penn State’
ANN ARBOR – Following the precedent set by Jim Harbaugh and the University of Michigan football team,...
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Michigan
Op-Ed: I Won’t Sleep Until You Greek Life Assholes Are Kicked Off Campus
To Every Dickhole in Greek Life: I hope you’re reading this on the toilet because I’m...
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Michigan
6 Things Longer Than the Stretch Between MLK Day and Spring Break
Jan. 15 to Feb. 23: a grueling 39-day span between Martin Luther King Day and spring...
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The 9 Best Places on Michigan’s Campus to Eat Ass
You know that afternoon lull between classes, or that half hour between 10:30 and 11 p.m.?...
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Michigan
Students Too Young For Bars/Too Old For Frats — What Do You Do?
At any given time, thousands of students at the University of Michigan experience a paralyzing limbo: they’re...
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Michigan
Sorority Girl Dropped for Wearing Leggings That Aren’t Lululemon
On Wednesday, Katie Hanson was dropped from her Alpha Apple Psi chapter because she was seen...
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Michigan
SMTD to Offer Modern Dance 354: Putting on Jeans After a Shower
ANN ARBOR – With the University of Michigan’s School of Music, Theater, and Dance course guide...
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QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Basketball Starter Are You?
Our Wolverines are genuinely surprising us this March, but we ain’t mad about it. We...
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QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Dorm Are You?
Each dorm has it’s very own personality, just like all of us special snowflakes at...
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The 7 Hells of Living in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula
Living in the Upper Peninsula is the dream for some people and a complete nightmare for...
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Avoid Looking Like a College Student at Chicago’s Summer Festivals
“Man, dude, I’m sick of throwing my disposable income from my boring lifeguarding job on meaningless...
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5 Best Places To Have Sex At Michigan
Wake up, go to class, go to the ref room to study, go to the...
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Jordan Poole Eager to Return to South Quad, Endless Unwavering Sex
After losing in the National Championship to Villanova on Monday night, local South Quad resident and...
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QUIZ: Is Your Markley Roommate 1,000 Cockroaches in a Trench Coat?
At this point in the semester, you typically think you know your roommate. But, some recent...
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If UMich Dining Halls Were Celebrities
You’re at a crossroads, a huge predicament, even a potentially life-changing decision: which dining hall are...
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People You Don’t Want Together at 3 A.M. on Snap Maps in Ann Arbor
We all know how incredibly fun Snap Maps can be. Spotting your friend’s Bitmoji dressed in...
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Schlissel Suspended After Claiming a ‘Bigger Button’ Than Trump
As of Thursday, the Board of Regents declared Schlissel unfit to remain president after a very public...
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[VIDEO] Asking What “Business Casual” at the Ross School of Business
We went to the Ross School of Business to ask these future business leaders what...