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Michigan
QUIZ: Which U of M Alumni & Winter Olympian Should You Hook Up With?
With the 2018 Winter Olympics happening and a lack of basic bitches screaming, “I went to college...
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Michigan
Harbaugh: ‘I’ll Be Recruiting Srat Girls at Winterfest For Our O-Line’
From the desk of Jim Harbaugh: Here’s the deal, Michigan: I won’t be giving you some...
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Campus Life
People You Don’t Want Together at 3 A.M. on Snap Maps in Ann Arbor
We all know how incredibly fun Snap Maps can be. Spotting your friend’s Bitmoji dressed in...
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Michigan
The 6 Best Places on Campus to Break Up After Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is here, so every couple out there is probably expressing how in looooooove they...
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Michigan
UM Athletics Survey: Did You Yak in Row 3, Sec 9 of the Crisler Center?
The UM Athletics Office has been sending an unreasonable amount of surveys via email to all...
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Michigan
Winterfest Date Moved Back to Promote Safer ‘SRAT FIGHT!!!!!’
The highly-anticipated Winterfest–past host to two sororities “fighting their goddamn hearts out” after a game of...
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Michigan
The 7 Most Eligible Bachelors on Campus Just in Time For V-Day
The world’s most dreaded holiday is upon us, and there’s nowhere to hide. To signal the...
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Michigan
‘I Hate When People Reply to Me, Fuck Off’: 5 Questions With E. Royster Harper
E. Royster Harper, everyone’s favorite mass emailer on campus sat down with us at The Black...
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Michigan
The Dirty Truths Behind Schlissel’s Construction on Campus
New apartment complexes? Please, we already have Landmark, Zaragon, UTowers, Varsity, Foundry, Arbor Blu, and probably...
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Michigan
Rick’s Memorializes Students Who Died Waiting to Get Inside
Ann Arbor — Rick’s, commonly referred to as Richard’s by regulars, and referred to as Dick’s by...
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QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Basketball Starter Are You?
Our Wolverines are genuinely surprising us this March, but we ain’t mad about it. We...
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QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Dorm Are You?
Each dorm has it’s very own personality, just like all of us special snowflakes at...
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The 7 Hells of Living in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula
Living in the Upper Peninsula is the dream for some people and a complete nightmare for...
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QUIZ: Is Your Markley Roommate 1,000 Cockroaches in a Trench Coat?
At this point in the semester, you typically think you know your roommate. But, some recent...
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People You Don’t Want Together at 3 A.M. on Snap Maps in Ann Arbor
We all know how incredibly fun Snap Maps can be. Spotting your friend’s Bitmoji dressed in...
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A Judgmental Seating Chart of The Big House
With this Saturday marking everyone’s fourth game day in a row, it’s easy to think...
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The Top 3 Tips for Landing at the Best Frats at Michigan
A school as large as the University of Michigan can seem intimidating before you find your...
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5 Best Places To Have Sex At Michigan
Wake up, go to class, go to the ref room to study, go to the...
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6 Disgusting Essentials to Make Your Bathroom Like a Frat
Is your bathroom really letting you down this year? Do you feel like your bathroom is...
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If UMich Dining Halls Were Celebrities
You’re at a crossroads, a huge predicament, even a potentially life-changing decision: which dining hall are...
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[VIDEO] Asking What “Business Casual” at the Ross School of Business
We went to the Ross School of Business to ask these future business leaders what...