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Minnesota
Lil Yachty Concert Location Unknown Due to Lack of Available Large Bodies of Water
After all of the usual pre-Spring Jam hype, SUA pulled through once again by bringing the...
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Minnesota
10 People You’ll Meet on the Green Line
Evey Gopher soon learns that the UMN Green Line is a complex ecosystem of character archetypes...
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Minnesota
7 Places to Take Your Visiting Younger Sibling to Intimidate Them about College
One of the few things that college students have going for us is that we’re not...
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Minnesota
Kaler Spotted Outside Don Lucia’s Window Holding Boombox
According to professed stoners Matt Fischer and Danny Platska, University of Minnesota President Eric Kaler began...
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Minnesota
UMN Sophomore Can’t Put Off Registering for College Algebra Anymore
As registration for fall semester approaches with a hurtling and terrifying speed, UMN sophomore Jenny Mason...
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Minnesota
A Day in the Life of a Carlson Douchebag
One of the most intriguing specimens to exist among us at the University of Minnesota is...
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Minnesota
Best Times for Your Walk of Shame Between Dinky and Stadium Village
Congratulations, you had a wild night out and made a regrettable choice (or twelve), and now...
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Minnesota
We Scoped Out Those Pizza Assholes Stealing Our Name
Black Sheep Coal Fired Pizza is a pizza place in north Minneapolis. It is also a...
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Minnesota
Top 8 Dinky Spots to Satisfy Your Late Night Drunchies
Dinkytown is constantly bathed in drunk college students making terrible life decisions. The Black Sheep sent...
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Minnesota
Top 5 UMN Tinder Date Locations for Ideal Crowdedness and Escapability
Tinder is an inescapable hellhole and we all know it, but sometimes you gotta do what...
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The Top Ten ”Typical” Phrases of Minnesota
There are two types of people in these United States: those who don’t even know Minnesota...
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A Judgmental Map of the University of Minnesota Campus
While everyone at the University of Minnesota knows how to get around campus one...
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Top 10 Cold Weather Sex Positions for Every Gopher
Unsurprisingly, 2017 is beginning with a cyclical and sorrowful bout of cold. Even though the temperature...
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Movies About College: Right vs. Wrong
There’s an idea of college that movies typically reinforce: the partying, drinking, bad-decisions, but oh-so-fun time...
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UMN Residence Hall Trip Advisor Reviews
As the University Housing market becomes more competitive with luxury apartments popping up everywhere like...
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Top 10: Creepiest Places Around UMN
Halloween for most college kids means scrambling to sexualize a kitchen utensil for their costume, and...
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We Watched Brother Jed’s Reality Show, So You Didn’t Have To
UIUC’s favorite racist and homophobic campus preacher Brother Jed and his family made a reality...
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Who Said It: Brother Jed or Donald Trump? [VIDEO]
We sent a writer to the Quad to ask students who said what: Donald Trump or...
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Music to Set the Mood: Radio K’s Mixtape
Are your bi-monthly ventures to coitus village with your significant other becoming monotonous? Does the...
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Campus Braces For Wave of Freshmen Trying to Prove They Can Drink
As the University of Minnesota semester begins, thousands of freshmen will be joining the university, filling...
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What Do UMN Students Have to Say About MSA? [VIDEO]
The Minnesota Student Association (MSA) is always a hot topic around the U. We spent...