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Minnesota
INSIDE SCOOP: Who is ‘That Guy’ at RecWell Making the Rest of Us Feel Insecure?
Between all your classes, drinking, never-ending homework, drinking, impossible work schedule, binge-watching, and drinking, it’s a...
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Minnesota
UMN Student Government Candidate Goes to Extremes to Get Literally Anyone to Care
Jerry Feldmann has a long track record of holding puppet offices. From Chess Club President to...
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Minnesota
We Infiltrated The Mayo Building and Got More Than We Bargained For
If you look up “complete mess” in the dictionary, there will be a floor plan of...
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Minnesota
Recovered Log Entries from Dental Student Trapped in Gopher Way for 10 Hours
The following log entries have been recovered from what seems to have been a distressed dental...
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Minnesota
7 Potential Names to Consider in Coffman Memorial Union’s Renaming
As we touched on last week, there’s been a lot of talk around campus about how...
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Minnesota
Varsity Theatre Reopening Draws Local Music Posers in Beanies Out of the Woodwork
Varsity Theatre in Dinkytown reopened its doors earlier this month and on its face this looks...
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Minnesota
Video Game Development Club Receives Mad Flak for Featuring Lotus Coffman in New Dating Sim
As this new wave of former President Coffman hate washes over campus, the Video Game Development...
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Minnesota
6 Best Places to Fart at the U (Because It Already Smells Like Farts)
There are some spots at the U that don’t smell of roses. And after you’ve eaten a...
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Minnesota
Coffman Installs Countdown Clock to Spring Break to Torture Us All
This past weekend, Coffman Memorial Union installed a large grandfather clock next to the entrance of...
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Minnesota
A Definitive Guide to Stress Eating at the Coffman Food Court
At any given point in the semester, there are students in the Coffman food court attempting...
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The Top Ten ”Typical” Phrases of Minnesota
There are two types of people in these United States: those who don’t even know Minnesota...
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A Judgmental Map of the University of Minnesota Campus
While everyone at the University of Minnesota knows how to get around campus one...
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The Day in the Life of a Carlson Douchebag
One of the most intriguing specimens to exist among us at the University of Minnesota is...
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We Watched Brother Jed’s Reality Show, So You Didn’t Have To
UIUC’s favorite racist and homophobic campus preacher Brother Jed and his family made a reality...
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UMN Residence Hall Trip Advisor Reviews
As the University Housing market becomes more competitive with luxury apartments popping up everywhere like...
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Cards Against Humanity: UMN Expansion Pack
What’s better than a hilariously inappropriate game of Cards Against Humanity? Playing with cards you can...
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Top 10: Creepiest Places Around UMN
Halloween for most college kids means scrambling to sexualize a kitchen utensil for their costume, and...
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A UMN Spooky Map of the Most Haunted Places on Campus
Have nothing to do this Halloween? Instead of going out to a bar jam-packed with stinky...
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Top 10 Absurd Classes Offered Spring Semester at the U
As you finalize your spring class schedule, make sure that you are taking full advantage...
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Bronies Club Shocked to Get Smallest Panel on Bridge
The annual “Paint the Bridge” kicked off this week, and while most clubs were out...
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What Do UMN Students Have to Say About MSA? [VIDEO]
The Minnesota Student Association (MSA) is always a hot topic around the U. We spent...