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Minnesota
7 Potential Names to Consider in Coffman Memorial Union’s Renaming
As we touched on last week, there’s been a lot of talk around campus about how...
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Minnesota
Varsity Theatre Reopening Draws Local Music Posers in Beanies Out of the Woodwork
Varsity Theatre in Dinkytown reopened its doors earlier this month and on its face this looks...
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Minnesota
Video Game Development Club Receives Mad Flak for Featuring Lotus Coffman in New Dating Sim
As this new wave of former President Coffman hate washes over campus, the Video Game Development...
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Minnesota
6 Best Places to Fart at the U (Because It Already Smells Like Farts)
There are some spots at the U that don’t smell of roses. And after you’ve eaten a...
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Minnesota
Coffman Installs Countdown Clock to Spring Break to Torture Us All
This past weekend, Coffman Memorial Union installed a large grandfather clock next to the entrance of...
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Minnesota
A Definitive Guide to Stress Eating at the Coffman Food Court
At any given point in the semester, there are students in the Coffman food court attempting...
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Minnesota
Top 10 Cookie Shapes Guaranteed to Turn On Any Gopher
Everyone likes cookies, but the classic Valentine’s Day heart shape gets a little old, don’t you...
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Minnesota
Proof St. Paul Campus Remains the Most Unfortunate Place on Earth
The split of the University of Minnesota campuses between Minneapolis and St. Paul has never made...
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Minnesota
Top 7 UMN Nap Environments to Make Your Mid-Day Sleep Sanctuary
From nursing a belligerent hangover to finding new ways to procrastinate your Spanish homework, we’ve all wanted...
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Minnesota
6 Other Catastrophic Events the U Still Wouldn’t Close for
As of late, campus has been in the thick of some interesting events that probably should...
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The Top Ten ”Typical” Phrases of Minnesota
There are two types of people in these United States: those who don’t even know Minnesota...
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A Judgmental Map of the University of Minnesota Campus
While everyone at the University of Minnesota knows how to get around campus one...
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Top 10 Cold Weather Sex Positions for Every Gopher
Unsurprisingly, 2017 is beginning with a cyclical and sorrowful bout of cold. Even though the temperature...
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Movies About College: Right vs. Wrong
There’s an idea of college that movies typically reinforce: the partying, drinking, bad-decisions, but oh-so-fun time...
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We Watched Brother Jed’s Reality Show, So You Didn’t Have To
UIUC’s favorite racist and homophobic campus preacher Brother Jed and his family made a reality...
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UMN Residence Hall Trip Advisor Reviews
As the University Housing market becomes more competitive with luxury apartments popping up everywhere like...
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Top 10: Creepiest Places Around UMN
Halloween for most college kids means scrambling to sexualize a kitchen utensil for their costume, and...
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Who Said It: Brother Jed or Donald Trump? [VIDEO]
We sent a writer to the Quad to ask students who said what: Donald Trump or...
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Music to Set the Mood: Radio K’s Mixtape
Are your bi-monthly ventures to coitus village with your significant other becoming monotonous? Does the...
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A Day in the Life of a Carlson Douchebag
One of the most intriguing specimens to exist among us at the University of Minnesota is...
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What Do UMN Students Have to Say About MSA? [VIDEO]
The Minnesota Student Association (MSA) is always a hot topic around the U. We spent...