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Minnesota
T-Hall Residents Cash-In Renting Entire Floor to East Coast Idiots for Super Bowl
The Super Bowl this past weekend apparently brought the city of Minneapolis a shit ton of...
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Minnesota
Transport System Just as Mediocre as LRT to Temporarily Run during Super Bowl
University Parking and Transportation Services has announced its new UMN light rail system is up and running....
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Minnesota
Coffman Piano Players Form Quartet to Become Four Times as Horrible
Every time you enter the Coffman Student Union, you can hear the same cursed sound: some...
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Minnesota
The U Unveils Plot to Ruin Super Bowl Because Still a Little Butthurt
In case the massive, white monstrosity of a tent parked in the middle of Mall didn’t...
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Minnesota
A Drunk Interpretation of UMN Campus Art
UMN’s campus is beautiful, and the art sells the aesthetic even more. Most of the time....
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Minnesota
UMN Freshman Struggles to Maintain Friendships While Knowing Nothing About Vikings Season
UMN freshman Jenny Rimes returned to her second semester on campus to find that she was...
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Minnesota
Shit You’re Just Too Old for at UMN
When you’re a freshman at the U, everything’s new and exciting. You’re optimistic, you’re high off...
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Minnesota
Switch to Canvas Causes Unexpected Appreciation for Moodle
The University of Minnesota’s recent decision to switch the schoolwide learning management from Moodle to Canvas...
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Minnesota
To the Clueless Freshman Still Standing in the Middle of the Light Rail Tracks
Dear Clueless Freshman, You may have heard that college is a surreal purgatory before actual adulthood....
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Minnesota
The Top 10 Characters You’ll Meet on the Megabus
Some people have the blessing (or curse) of never needing to travel more than a half...
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The Top Ten ”Typical” Phrases of Minnesota
There are two types of people in these United States: those who don’t even know Minnesota...
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A Judgmental Map of the University of Minnesota Campus
While everyone at the University of Minnesota knows how to get around campus one...
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Top 10 Cold Weather Sex Positions for Every Gopher
Unsurprisingly, 2017 is beginning with a cyclical and sorrowful bout of cold. Even though the temperature...
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Movies About College: Right vs. Wrong
There’s an idea of college that movies typically reinforce: the partying, drinking, bad-decisions, but oh-so-fun time...
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UMN Residence Hall Trip Advisor Reviews
As the University Housing market becomes more competitive with luxury apartments popping up everywhere like...
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We Watched Brother Jed’s Reality Show, So You Didn’t Have To
UIUC’s favorite racist and homophobic campus preacher Brother Jed and his family made a reality...
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Top 10: Creepiest Places Around UMN
Halloween for most college kids means scrambling to sexualize a kitchen utensil for their costume, and...
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Who Said It: Brother Jed or Donald Trump? [VIDEO]
We sent a writer to the Quad to ask students who said what: Donald Trump or...
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Campus Braces For Wave of Freshmen Trying to Prove They Can Drink
As the University of Minnesota semester begins, thousands of freshmen will be joining the university, filling...
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Music to Set the Mood: Radio K’s Mixtape
Are your bi-monthly ventures to coitus village with your significant other becoming monotonous? Does the...
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What Do UMN Students Have to Say About MSA? [VIDEO]
The Minnesota Student Association (MSA) is always a hot topic around the U. We spent...