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Minnesota
Top 10 Cookie Shapes Guaranteed to Turn On Any Gopher
Everyone likes cookies, but the classic Valentine’s Day heart shape gets a little old, don’t you...
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Minnesota
Proof St. Paul Campus Remains the Most Unfortunate Place on Earth
The split of the University of Minnesota campuses between Minneapolis and St. Paul has never made...
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Minnesota
Top 7 UMN Nap Environments to Make Your Mid-Day Sleep Sanctuary
From nursing a belligerent hangover to finding new ways to procrastinate your Spanish homework, we’ve all wanted...
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Minnesota
6 Other Catastrophic Events the U Still Wouldn’t Close for
As of late, campus has been in the thick of some interesting events that probably should...
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Minnesota
T-Hall Residents Cash-In Renting Entire Floor to East Coast Idiots for Super Bowl
The Super Bowl this past weekend apparently brought the city of Minneapolis a shit ton of...
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Minnesota
Transport System Just as Mediocre as LRT to Temporarily Run during Super Bowl
University Parking and Transportation Services has announced its new UMN light rail system is up and running....
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Minnesota
Coffman Piano Players Form Quartet to Become Four Times as Horrible
Every time you enter the Coffman Student Union, you can hear the same cursed sound: some...
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Minnesota
The U Unveils Plot to Ruin Super Bowl Because Still a Little Butthurt
In case the massive, white monstrosity of a tent parked in the middle of Mall didn’t...
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Minnesota
A Drunk Interpretation of UMN Campus Art
UMN’s campus is beautiful, and the art sells the aesthetic even more. Most of the time....
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Minnesota
UMN Freshman Struggles to Maintain Friendships While Knowing Nothing About Vikings Season
UMN freshman Jenny Rimes returned to her second semester on campus to find that she was...
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The Top Ten ”Typical” Phrases of Minnesota
There are two types of people in these United States: those who don’t even know Minnesota...
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A Judgmental Map of the University of Minnesota Campus
While everyone at the University of Minnesota knows how to get around campus one...
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The Day in the Life of a Carlson Douchebag
One of the most intriguing specimens to exist among us at the University of Minnesota is...
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We Watched Brother Jed’s Reality Show, So You Didn’t Have To
UIUC’s favorite racist and homophobic campus preacher Brother Jed and his family made a reality...
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UMN Residence Hall Trip Advisor Reviews
As the University Housing market becomes more competitive with luxury apartments popping up everywhere like...
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Cards Against Humanity: UMN Expansion Pack
What’s better than a hilariously inappropriate game of Cards Against Humanity? Playing with cards you can...
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Top 10: Creepiest Places Around UMN
Halloween for most college kids means scrambling to sexualize a kitchen utensil for their costume, and...
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A UMN Spooky Map of the Most Haunted Places on Campus
Have nothing to do this Halloween? Instead of going out to a bar jam-packed with stinky...
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Top 10 Absurd Classes Offered Spring Semester at the U
As you finalize your spring class schedule, make sure that you are taking full advantage...
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Bronies Club Shocked to Get Smallest Panel on Bridge
The annual “Paint the Bridge” kicked off this week, and while most clubs were out...
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What Do UMN Students Have to Say About MSA? [VIDEO]
The Minnesota Student Association (MSA) is always a hot topic around the U. We spent...