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Minnesota
Shit You’re Just Too Old for at UMN
When you’re a freshman at the U, everything’s new and exciting. You’re optimistic, you’re high off...
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Minnesota
Switch to Canvas Causes Unexpected Appreciation for Moodle
The University of Minnesota’s recent decision to switch the schoolwide learning management from Moodle to Canvas...
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Minnesota
To the Clueless Freshman Still Standing in the Middle of the Light Rail Tracks
Dear Clueless Freshman, You may have heard that college is a surreal purgatory before actual adulthood....
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Minnesota
The Top 10 Characters You’ll Meet on the Megabus
Some people have the blessing (or curse) of never needing to travel more than a half...
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Minnesota
5 Things You Won’t Miss About UMN Over Winter Break
After the hell that is finals week (or probably the entire semester if we’re being honest),...
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Minnesota
Top 10 Things UMN Freshmen Would Do On Campus If Left Over Winter Break
To the dismay of freshmen who grow overly attached to their dorm room cesspools, U of...
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Minnesota
What UMN Bar Will Your College Be Drinking Finals Sorrows Away At?
With finals week comes the biannual ritual of cramming, complaining, sobbing, depression, failure, and inevitable drinking....
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Minnesota
UMN Student to Release Months of Pent-Up Rage on Teaching Evaluation
Hannah Sparkton, a CBS freshman, is looking forward to tearing her chemistry professor a new one...
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Minnesota
7 Weekend Activities to Replace Gopher Football This Winter
With the dramatic end of the Gopher football season behind us–unfortunately, we didn’t go out with...
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Minnesota
QUIZ: Which UMN Library Should You Pull an All-Nighter at?
Finals week is almost here, which means you have to decide where and when to best...
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The Top Ten ”Typical” Phrases of Minnesota
There are two types of people in these United States: those who don’t even know Minnesota...
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A Judgmental Map of the University of Minnesota Campus
While everyone at the University of Minnesota knows how to get around campus one...
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The Day in the Life of a Carlson Douchebag
One of the most intriguing specimens to exist among us at the University of Minnesota is...
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We Watched Brother Jed’s Reality Show, So You Didn’t Have To
UIUC’s favorite racist and homophobic campus preacher Brother Jed and his family made a reality...
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UMN Residence Hall Trip Advisor Reviews
As the University Housing market becomes more competitive with luxury apartments popping up everywhere like...
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Cards Against Humanity: UMN Expansion Pack
What’s better than a hilariously inappropriate game of Cards Against Humanity? Playing with cards you can...
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Top 10: Creepiest Places Around UMN
Halloween for most college kids means scrambling to sexualize a kitchen utensil for their costume, and...
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A UMN Spooky Map of the Most Haunted Places on Campus
Have nothing to do this Halloween? Instead of going out to a bar jam-packed with stinky...
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Top 10 Absurd Classes Offered Spring Semester at the U
As you finalize your spring class schedule, make sure that you are taking full advantage...
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Bronies Club Shocked to Get Smallest Panel on Bridge
The annual “Paint the Bridge” kicked off this week, and while most clubs were out...
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What Do UMN Students Have to Say About MSA? [VIDEO]
The Minnesota Student Association (MSA) is always a hot topic around the U. We spent...