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Minnesota
5 Things You Won’t Miss About UMN Over Winter Break
After the hell that is finals week (or probably the entire semester if we’re being honest),...
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Minnesota
Top 10 Things UMN Freshmen Would Do On Campus If Left Over Winter Break
To the dismay of freshmen who grow overly attached to their dorm room cesspools, U of...
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Minnesota
What UMN Bar Will Your College Be Drinking Finals Sorrows Away At?
With finals week comes the biannual ritual of cramming, complaining, sobbing, depression, failure, and inevitable drinking....
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Minnesota
UMN Student to Release Months of Pent-Up Rage on Teaching Evaluation
Hannah Sparkton, a CBS freshman, is looking forward to tearing her chemistry professor a new one...
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Minnesota
7 Weekend Activities to Replace Gopher Football This Winter
With the dramatic end of the Gopher football season behind us–unfortunately, we didn’t go out with...
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Minnesota
QUIZ: Which UMN Library Should You Pull an All-Nighter at?
Finals week is almost here, which means you have to decide where and when to best...
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Minnesota
7 Symptoms to Fake at Boynton When You Need an Excused Absence
So you’ve run out of unexcused absences. This late in the semester, after all those days...
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Featured 3
The Gopher Way Through the Eyes of an Adderall Dealer
To the average U of M student, the Gopher Way is the somewhat smelly system of...
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Booze
6 Things Your Mom Would Say if She Knew What You Got Up to at Blarney
Everyone’s favorite bar is Blarney (even if it’s not, you’re lying). Blarney has seen tons of...
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Campus Life
The 5 Most Impressive Acts to Look Out for at Gophers Got Talent
The Gophers Got Talent show is coming up on December 4th, meaning that CLA majors with...
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The Top Ten ”Typical” Phrases of Minnesota
There are two types of people in these United States: those who don’t even know Minnesota...
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A Judgmental Map of the University of Minnesota Campus
While everyone at the University of Minnesota knows how to get around campus one...
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Top 10 Cold Weather Sex Positions for Every Gopher
Unsurprisingly, 2017 is beginning with a cyclical and sorrowful bout of cold. Even though the temperature...
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Movies About College: Right vs. Wrong
There’s an idea of college that movies typically reinforce: the partying, drinking, bad-decisions, but oh-so-fun time...
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UMN Residence Hall Trip Advisor Reviews
As the University Housing market becomes more competitive with luxury apartments popping up everywhere like...
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We Watched Brother Jed’s Reality Show, So You Didn’t Have To
UIUC’s favorite racist and homophobic campus preacher Brother Jed and his family made a reality...
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Top 10: Creepiest Places Around UMN
Halloween for most college kids means scrambling to sexualize a kitchen utensil for their costume, and...
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Who Said It: Brother Jed or Donald Trump? [VIDEO]
We sent a writer to the Quad to ask students who said what: Donald Trump or...
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Campus Braces For Wave of Freshmen Trying to Prove They Can Drink
As the University of Minnesota semester begins, thousands of freshmen will be joining the university, filling...
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Music to Set the Mood: Radio K’s Mixtape
Are your bi-monthly ventures to coitus village with your significant other becoming monotonous? Does the...
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What Do UMN Students Have to Say About MSA? [VIDEO]
The Minnesota Student Association (MSA) is always a hot topic around the U. We spent...