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Fr. Jenkins Reaffirms Commitment to Knocking Notre Dame Out of the US News Top 20 Universities
As the academic year draws to a close, the Office of the President has released its...
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5 Everpresent Notre Dame Things More Depressing Than Finals Week
Thinking that suffering through finals week is the worst possible thing that could happen on campus?...
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Legends Excitedly Expecting Massive Hip Hop Night Attendance with Feve’s Closing
After Michiana’s hottest night club closed its doors last Thursday, Michiana’s SECOND hottest nightclub is expecting...
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Post-9:05 p.m. Duncan Student Center Named ‘Ghost Town of the Year’
Duluth, IA Extra-National Conference of Ghost Towns, Haunted Mines, and Abandoned Strip Malls: In a stunning...
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The 5 Types of Roommate Relationships at Notre Dame
Can anyone describe a more acute fear than that of meeting your freshman roommate for the...
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Op-Ed: Renowned Physicist Max Born Can Get It
I mean, come on, just look at him! Look at that face! Don’t you just want...
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In Memoriam: Club “Feve” Fever
At 2:13 a.m. the morning of April 13th, Club Fever passed away peacefully after one last...
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Student Nails 95 Theses to the Basilica Door
On Wednesday, multiple sticky notes were found taped to the doors of the Notre Dame Basilica,...
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Notre Dame to Start Putting Murals of Jesus Christ on Other Unforgivably Ugly Buildings
In wake of the 60th anniversary of the announcement of the construction of Hesburgh Library, campus...
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How to Not Fuck Up Your Nick’s Patio Reputation
You’re packed into the backseat of an Uber with three of your friends after an epic...
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A Comprehensive Walking Tour of the Horrible Sculptures on Notre Dame’s Campus
The University of Notre Dame is known for many things: football, Catholic tradition, having not one...
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Notre Dame Student Discovers Long-Lost Photo of Father Hesburgh Holding Hands With Martin Luther King Jr.
Merely a week after this year’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day, history and anthropology double major...
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Notre Dame Girls Dorms Reimagined as Alcoholic Beverages
For Notre Dame students, there are only two things in this world that we love unconditionally...
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Club Fever: An Awkward First-Timer Investigates
January 18 – The Black Sheep Notre Dame sent its most socially inept writer to Club...
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Single Senior Terrified to Graduate Out of Dating Pool Dominated by Rich, White Men
Senior business major Anna Vincent was unexpectedly awoken last Tuesday night when her biological clock delivered...
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In What Hogwarts House Does Your Notre Dame Dorm Belong?
Every Notre Dame student knows their dorm is the best, but the real question is, where...
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The 5 Worst Places to Take a Date in South Bend
In case you weren’t already aware of how alone you are, Valentine’s Day is just around...
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ND Freshman Accidentally Watches Porn on ND-Guest, Suspects Rector is on to Him
Notre Dame first-year student Patrick Gallagher was horrified to see that, after watching roughly 7 minutes...
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Actual Succubus from SMC Attends Fisher Dorm Party for Halloween Feeding
Daughter of satanic damnation and junior Saint Mary’s nursing student Lilith d’Sanguinar spent the early hours...
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Notre Dame Mechanical Engineer Gives Up and Just Does Consulting
As Notre Dame seniors scramble to line up job interviews, reports show more than half of...