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Op-Ed: Renowned Physicist Max Born Can Get It
I mean, come on, just look at him! Look at that face! Don’t you just want...
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In Memoriam: Club “Feve” Fever
At 2:13 a.m. the morning of April 13th, Club Fever passed away peacefully after one last...
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Student Nails 95 Theses to the Basilica Door
On Wednesday, multiple sticky notes were found taped to the doors of the Notre Dame Basilica,...
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Notre Dame to Start Putting Murals of Jesus Christ on Other Unforgivably Ugly Buildings
In wake of the 60th anniversary of the announcement of the construction of Hesburgh Library, campus...
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How to Not Fuck Up Your Nick’s Patio Reputation
You’re packed into the backseat of an Uber with three of your friends after an epic...
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South Dining Hall is Purposely Tanking to get Students to Spend More Money at the Duncan Student Center
As South Dining Hall’s quality (and quantity) of food rapidly declines, students and faculty alike are...
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6 Reasons Notre Dame Needs Another ‘Blizzard of 1978’
Ever since our 150th birthday, Notre Dame’s had a bad case of the doldrums. We’ve tried...
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Senior Finally Discovers Women’s Basketball Team in Wake of National Championship
Notre Dame senior Patrick O’Brien was devastated after hearing of star basketball player Bonzie Colson’s season-ending...
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5 Easy Recipes Using Communion Wafers Perfect for Easter Brunch!
Easter is this Sunday, and what better way to impress your visiting in-laws than by incorporating...
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One Mendoza Major’s Brave Mission to Re-Commercialize Easter
Despite Easter being considered the most important holiday of the Catholic Church, every year it’s completely...
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Notre Dame Student Discovers Long-Lost Photo of Father Hesburgh Holding Hands With Martin Luther King Jr.
Merely a week after this year’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day, history and anthropology double major...
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A Comprehensive Walking Tour of the Horrible Sculptures on Notre Dame’s Campus
The University of Notre Dame is known for many things: football, Catholic tradition, having not one...
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Club Fever: An Awkward First-Timer Investigates
January 18 – The Black Sheep Notre Dame sent its most socially inept writer to Club...
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Notre Dame Girls Dorms Reimagined as Alcoholic Beverages
For Notre Dame students, there are only two things in this world that we love unconditionally...
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Single Senior Terrified to Graduate Out of Dating Pool Dominated by Rich, White Men
Senior business major Anna Vincent was unexpectedly awoken last Tuesday night when her biological clock delivered...
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The 5 Worst Places to Take a Date in South Bend
In case you weren’t already aware of how alone you are, Valentine’s Day is just around...
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ND Freshman Accidentally Watches Porn on ND-Guest, Suspects Rector is on to Him
Notre Dame first-year student Patrick Gallagher was horrified to see that, after watching roughly 7 minutes...
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Actual Succubus from SMC Attends Fisher Dorm Party for Halloween Feeding
Daughter of satanic damnation and junior Saint Mary’s nursing student Lilith d’Sanguinar spent the early hours...
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In What Hogwarts House Does Your Notre Dame Dorm Belong?
Every Notre Dame student knows their dorm is the best, but the real question is, where...
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Notre Dame Mechanical Engineer Gives Up and Just Does Consulting
As Notre Dame seniors scramble to line up job interviews, reports show more than half of...