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After 87 Years Notre Dame Stadium Celebrates One Billion Sunburnt Necks!
Following the third consecutive home September football game, Notre Dame Stadium is proud to announce that...
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Recipe Leaked!: Father Jenkins Prepares Special Batch of Kool-Aid for Incoming Freshmen
This recipe is not for the faint of heart— Father Jenkins doesn’t do anything by halves....
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Eager New Dillon RA Unaware That Someone Just Pooped In The Middle Of The Hallway
After days of lofting beds and carrying suitcases into bright-eyed freshman’s rooms, Dillon Hall RA, Trevor...
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Class of 2022 Helps Notre Dame Make Unprecedented Strides Towards Diversity
Each year Notre Dame boasts a freshman class that is the “most diverse, unique, talented, and...
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An Hour-by-Hour Breakdown Of A Day In The Life of Father Jenkins
Everybody wants to know how the other half lives. What’s Brad Pitt’s favorite late-night snack? Does...
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Senior at Newfs Whispers ‘You Know, I’m Not Really Happy at All’ to His Own Drink
Joseph Romano was enjoying a night out last Friday night at the one and only Newfs...
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Fr. Jenkins Reaffirms Commitment to Knocking Notre Dame Out of the US News Top 20 Universities
As the academic year draws to a close, the Office of the President has released its...
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5 Everpresent Notre Dame Things More Depressing Than Finals Week
Thinking that suffering through finals week is the worst possible thing that could happen on campus?...
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Legends Excitedly Expecting Massive Hip Hop Night Attendance with Feve’s Closing
After Michiana’s hottest night club closed its doors last Thursday, Michiana’s SECOND hottest nightclub is expecting...
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Post-9:05 p.m. Duncan Student Center Named ‘Ghost Town of the Year’
Duluth, IA Extra-National Conference of Ghost Towns, Haunted Mines, and Abandoned Strip Malls: In a stunning...
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A Comprehensive Walking Tour of the Horrible Sculptures on Notre Dame’s Campus
The University of Notre Dame is known for many things: football, Catholic tradition, having not one...
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Notre Dame Girls Dorms Reimagined as Alcoholic Beverages
For Notre Dame students, there are only two things in this world that we love unconditionally...
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In What Hogwarts House Does Your Notre Dame Dorm Belong?
Every Notre Dame student knows their dorm is the best, but the real question is, where...
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Club Fever: An Awkward First-Timer Investigates
January 18 – The Black Sheep Notre Dame sent its most socially inept writer to Club...
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Notre Dame Student Discovers Long-Lost Photo of Father Hesburgh Holding Hands With Martin Luther King Jr.
Merely a week after this year’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day, history and anthropology double major...
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Erin Hoffmann Harding Rips Out Own Heart Just to Prove She Has One
Vice President for Student Affairs and confirmed living human Erin Hoffmann Harding surprised onlookers this weekend...
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ND Freshman Accidentally Watches Porn on ND-Guest, Suspects Rector is on to Him
Notre Dame first-year student Patrick Gallagher was horrified to see that, after watching roughly 7 minutes...
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10 Ways to Tell Someone is a Notre Dame Freshman
Freshman year: students arrive in their new home star-struck and excited to get on with the...
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19 Additional Challenges to the Hesburgh Challenge
It’s safe to say we’ve all heard of the Hesburgh Challenge. With a long and storied history, tt...
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The 7 Deadly Sins of Notre Dame
Notre Dame is filled with a bunch of rule followers – that’s obvious. But we’re not...