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Students Convinced Library Haunted By The Ghost Of William Oxley Thompson, Really Just A Student Trying To Avoid Paying For Housing
Over the past few weeks strange occurrences have been reported within Thompson Library. Books have gone...
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Can You Even Compare Minnesota To The Best Damn State In The Land?
Sure, Ohio isn’t the No. 1 vacation destination in the United States—it’s only No. 2 (the...
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Are You A Lennox Center Target Loyalist, Or A New High Street Target Bandwagoner?
Ever since the opening of the new Target on High Street, the young, carless bitches have...
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Professor Marc Smith Caught Wearing Zac Efron Mask, Attempting To Hide Among Students And Catch Cheaters During Accounting Exam
Accounting professor Marc Smith is notorious across OSU’s campus for running a tight, no-nonsense ship of...
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Point/Counterpoint: Ohio Corn Is Better Than Indiana Corn, And Therefore, Our Boys Are Better At Football Than Them
Since stupid Penn State gave Ohio State a run for its money last weekend, we’re all...
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Scientologist Attempting To Convert Students On The Oval Unmasked To Be Omnipotent Lizard Being
Panic struck last Tuesday on The Oval when one student inadvertently unleashed a DemiGod in our...
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Frat Dudes Torn Between Getting Drunk On Natty, OD’ing On Sugar From ‘F**king Delicious Seasonal Ohio Apple Cider, Bro’
Step aside, Natty Light, there’s a new beverage to be recklessly consumed on Ohio State’s campus–Ohio...
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In Attempt To Get Back On OSU’s Good Side, Fraternity Institutes Reverse Hazing Policy Consisting Of Compliments, Hugs, and Baking
In light of last year’s mass fraternity ban, many fraternities across OSU’s campus are attempting to...
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Threatened By Gang Of Bird Riders, Skateboarders Begin Urinating On Orton Hall To Mark Their Territory
The infamous Orton Hall Skaters are worried they have finally met their match. A local band...
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Should You Tackle The Oval Preacher?
It’s that time of year again: the leaves are starting to turn, the air is starting...
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Michigan Seeks Florida Practice Location to Subvert State Sodomy Ban
Jim Harbaugh’s rapid climb to the top had him feeling pretty great, especially coming off...
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An OSU Freshman’s Guide To Their Very First Block
It’s football season, which means it’s block season once again. Freshmen girls, get ready to pull...
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5 Best Places to Have Sex on Campus
Spontaneous stress-fueled adrenaline humps have become a commonality across campus as of late. Whether it be...
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A Judgmental Map of Ohio State University
The OSU Mobile App offers a lot—bus routes and times, street names, and even a GPS...
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Top 10: Tinder Pickup Lines
If this year hasn’t been as sexually adventurous as you expected it to be (it hasn’t...
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6 Ways to Dress Like a Hoe This Winter and Not Freeze on Midway’s Patio
While everybody loves the fall and winter (and the cute Insta opportunities cold weather brings with...
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10 Tips for Achieving a Summer Dad Bod
Move over Channing Tatum; the time of six pack abs is over and the time of...
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Facts About All 50 States that Will Make Your Fake ID Seem Very, Very Real (Pt. 1)
No matter how good your fake ID is, just about every bouncer knows it’s fake. It...
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Getting into OSU Bars with a Shitty Fake: A Guide
It’s Friday night and all of your legal friends want to hit the bars. Only problem...
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A Judgmental Seating Chart of The Shoe
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…FOOTBALL season. As Natty Lights and scarlet crop...