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Fuck You, Ryan! Entire 10A Weighs In On One Girl’s Loud Phone Argument
Just this morning, 26 students riding the 10A back to upper campus collectively took junior Natalie...
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Pittsburgh
Pitt Pulls A Fast One, Slaps Up Pictures Of Grocery Store Instead Of Building One
Last week, the signage of the former 7-Eleven on Forbes Ave. (R.I.P. in peace) finally came...
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Pittsburgh
Awkward Silence That Befalls Mandatory Counseling Session Even Longer Than Last Year
Mandatory counseling session season began at Pitt this past week, with meetings ranging from incredibly useless...
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Pittsburgh
6 Lyrics From Maroon 5’s ‘She Will Be Loved’ That Explain My Undying Love For Cathy
Ah Cathy, you magnificent, beautiful, towering spectacle of Gothic radiance. It seems like only yesterday that...
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Pittsburgh
Students In Third Floor Cathedral Class Melt And Congeal Into One Giant, Sweat Gollum
After a class in the African nationality room—a room sans air conditioning—turned into a kind-of ‘student...
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I Successfully Connected To Wireless PittNet, And Now I Have A Software Engineering Degree
Kids these days always need to be on the dagnab internet, and I’m no exception. On...
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Pittsburgh
Amazing! This Girl’s Definition Of Self-Care Is Skipping Class To Eat Sorrento’s
Pitt emphasizes self-care and mental health as all universities should during the stressful transition from summer...
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Welp: Pitt To Turn Every Other Useful Thing Into ‘Green Space’
The Quad, formerly the site of six usable parking spots and a traffic circle thing, now...
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Pittsburgh
Should You Blast The Entire Tarzan Soundtrack In The Communal Towers Every Time You Shower?
The time for debate is over. Not only is Tarzan the most criminally underrated Disney film...
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QUIZ: Which Gross Market Central Food Are You?
Part of the Pitt experience is chowing down on some low-tier foods at Market Central. It’s...
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QUIZ: Which South Oakland Bar Are You?
Everyone wants to know which dorm they are, which Harry Potter character they are, which flavor...
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QUIZ: Do YOU Have What It Takes to Be a Pitt Pre-Med Major?
Pitt pre-med is the words every parent wants to hear. Finally, this giant investment of a...
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Which Pitt Dorm Should (Or Did) You Lose Your Virginity In?
It’s the end of the semester and Pitt students are hanging on for dear life hoping their GPA doesn’t go...
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5 Cool New Ways to Hide Alcohol From Your Parents this Summer
Gone are the days of hiding your bottle of Vlad in your dorm closet. Now...
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A Definitive Guide to the Pitt Logo through the Years
The University of Pittsburgh prides itself on being a progressive, trailblazing institution. Fortunately, this is an...
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Stock Photos To Describe Everyday Life At Pitt
Sometimes words cannot describe what goes down on a daily basis here at Pitt. Sometimes...
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A Pitt Student’s Guide to Every Gym on Campus
For the fitness inclined Pitt student, navigating the multitude of gyms on Pitt’s campus can be...
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Judgmental Seating Chart of Heinz Field
It’s finally football season again in Pittsburgh. With some Ws under our belt already, we...
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The Judgmental Map of Phoenixville, PA
Phoenixville is awesome if you love to brag about super old movies, super bad movies, retired...