-
Tennessee
The Black Sheep’s Six-Step UTK Workout Plan
Have you been hitting PCB and Stokely’s desert station a little too hard? Forgetting beer has...
-
Campus Life
5 UTK-Branded Products That Should Never Have Seen The Light of Day
The University of Tennessee loves to smack that orange on any product they can because they...
-
Campus Life
Students Outraged Over Cancellation of ‘So You’re Attracted to Smokey’ Sex Week Lecture
A large faction of students banded together yesterday around the Torchbearer in protest against the university...
-
Booze
QUIZ: Where Will You End Your Night on The Strip?
The night is young, as they say. Are you unsure how your night will end? Look...
-
Campus Life
5 Things UT’s Incoming Freshmen Won’t Put On Their Applications
When it comes to the college experience, it all starts with those dreaded applications. Many students...
-
Campus Life
So, What’s The Deal With UTK’s Bull Statue?
Looking for some on-campus fine art to contemplate? You really only have three options: go with...
-
Campus Life
6 Ways You’ve Already Ruined Your Spring Break Bod at UT
With spring break long gone, gyms like Planet Fitness and Gold’s have (probably) lost millions in...
-
Booze
The 5 Guys You’ll Definitely Meet at Cotton Eyed Joe
Ladies, is it not the most beautiful thing to be 21 years old and hit on...
-
Quiz
QUIZ: Which Version of Smokey Best Describes You?
No one is perfect. The popular opinion, though, is that all dogs are perfect — especially...
-
Sports
5 March Madness Moments More Embarrassing Than UT’s Loss to Loyola
With UT’s loss in the second round of the March Madness tournament to Loyola-Chicago, the boys...
-
A Judgmental Map of Knoxville, TN
There’s lots of maps floating around out there. Some are good, some are bad. But up...
-
Top 10 Worst Professors at UT According to Rate My Professors
At a school plagued by alcoholism and a careless administration, you have to be tough...
-
QUIZ: Which UTK Bar Should You Drink at This Week?
Going out is a lot of work. There’s so many things that have to fall in...
-
What If a 10-Year-Old Renamed UTK Buildings?
If there’s one thing that the University of Tennessee is good at, it’s pandering to boys...
-
Top 10 Places to Fart at UTK (Because it Already Smells Like Farts)
Picture this: you’re walking along, doing the student things on campus, when suddenly, your stomach starts...
-
Guide to a Valentine’s Day Pub Crawl
If you’re single on Valentine’s Day, don’t fret, because there’s great news. This year, V-Day falls...
-
How Did Knoxville React to the Crazy Fucking Weather Last Week?
Many scientists agree that the weather is one of the main factors when it comes to...
-
6 Graphs that Describe UTK Student Life
Over the past several years, The Black Sheep has conducted extensive research into campus life here...
-
The Top 10 Ways a Night on The Strip Goes Wrong
There are many ways to have a good night on The Strip. There’s also many ways...
-
We Judge UT’s Crazy Street Preachers (Like They Judge You)
Life is a rich tapestry. That said, any tapestry has a couple loose threads. Many of...