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Texas Austin
7 Things That Would be Better Than All These Goddamn Churches Around Campus
Do you ever walk by those churches right near campus on 21st towards Guad and be...
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Texas Austin
UT COLA to Name Change to COCA-COLA Blocked by Pepsi, Students
AUSTIN, TEXAS- A few weeks ago a group of passionate students from the College of Liberal...
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Texas Austin
UT Colleges as Alcoholic Drinks
Everyone has a favorite drink that’s their go-to on a night (or day, who’s judging) out....
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Texas Austin
7 Austin Instagrams That Prove You’re a UT Student
You already posted a “Gone to Texas” pic and put UT in your bio, but how...
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Texas Austin
Raise in Transcript and Tuition Price to Fund Bullet Train From West Campus to 6th Street
Recently UT passed legislation to increase tuition by 3% and to double the price of transcripts...
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Texas Austin
‘Fenvesville’ Established for Riverside Students Displaced by Oracle Development
AUSTIN, TEXAS —In a statement to Austin City Council, UT President Greg Fenves has announced the...
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UT Set to Offer Fortnite Minor This Fall
AUSTIN,TEXAS-With the recent popularity surge of the multi-platform video game Fortnite, UT has decided to keep...
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Texas Austin
Heartbreaking: COLA Students Find Biblical Imagery in ‘A Quiet Place’ but Struggle to Find a Job
AUSTIN—In one of the most important breakthroughs of our time, COLA students in E 379R: Useless...
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Texas Austin
UT Austin Colleges Renamed to Fit What They Actually Are
UT is known for all the majors it offers, there’s something for everyone, but the school...
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Texas Austin
UT Austin Student Government to Become Dictatorship After Complex and Dramatic Elections
This past week, the University of Texas at Austin’s new student body president was elected after...
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Can We All Just Agree That Plan II Majors Are the Worst Majors At UT?
UT is famous for the “I’m better than you” attitude of its students. It’s basically a...
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5 Things To Do when Your Fake ID Gets Denied on Sixth Street
We’ve all been there. You go out when you’re under 21 with the intent to drunk af...
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Pike Pours Cocaine on Fenves’ Driveway in Attempt to Cancel Class Again
AUSTIN–In a desperate, last-minute plot to get classes canceled again, sources report that members of UT’s...
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5 UT Classes to Register for if you Need to Boost Your GPA
It’s time to register for the spring semester, yet it can be hard to know exactly...
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Top 10 Captions for Your Back to School UT Tower Insta
People post pictures at the UT Tower way more at the beginning of the semester. So...
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McCombs Student Becomes Tolerable Following New Year’s Resolution to Be a Decent Human Being
McCombs student, Jason Bradley, shocked both friends and family shortly after midnight on January 1st when he...
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UT vs A&M Rivalry to Be Renewed as Long as Tractors Park Off Campus
In a truly momentous email to students and faculty, UT President Greg Fenves announced this week...
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UT Sorority Girl Thinks Everyone’s Staring at Her Racist Costume Because of How Hot She Looks
It’s that time of year when we eat candy like were children, get plastered on Jell-O...
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Engineering Students Take a Knee at UT Tower to Protest Midterms
Thousands of engineering students gathered around the famed UT Tower last Saturday night in solidarity to...
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UT Students Turn to Satanic Chants Instead of Adderall
In recent weeks, many students at UT Austin have turned to satanic chanting in the hopes...