Can We All Just Agree That Plan II Majors Are the Worst Majors At UT?

UT is famous for the “I’m better than you” attitude of its students. It’s basically a...

UT Austin Colleges Renamed to Fit What They Actually Are

UT is known for all the majors it offers, there’s something for everyone, but the school...

The Different Types of Snakes in McCombs

McCombs students are often labelled as the most malicious and shady of all UT students, thus...

5 UT Classes to Register for if you Need to Boost Your GPA

It’s time to register for the spring semester, yet it can be hard to know exactly...

A Judgmental Map of UT Austin

Maneuvering around the Forty Acres and the surrounding Austin areas can be difficult for anyone who...

5 Things To Do when Your Fake ID Gets Denied on Sixth Street

We’ve all been there. You go out when you’re under 21 with the intent to drunk af...

BREAKING: UT Vs. A&M Rivalry To Be Renewed In 2023 As Long As A&M Visitors Park Their Tractors Off Campus

In a truly momentous email to students and faculty, UT President Greg Fenves announced this week...

Pike Pours Cocaine on Fenves’ Driveway in Attempt to Cancel Class Again

AUSTIN–In a desperate, last-minute plot to get classes canceled again, sources report that members of UT’s...

Top 10 Captions for Your Back to School UT Tower Insta

People post pictures at the UT Tower way more at the beginning of the semester. So...

Texas Rowing Team Sues Texas Rho For Copyright Infringement

AUSTIN, TX–Reports surfaced the past couple of days that Texas Rho, formally known as SAE, is...