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Campus Life
5 Things to Buy from the New Target When You’re Sloshed
It wasn’t just a myth like the Dunkin’ Donuts. There’s a lot to be thankful for...
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Campus Life
8 Saddest Places to Eat Thanksgiving Dinner Alone around UT
If you’ve been wondering why classes are cancelled this Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, it’s because good...
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Texas Austin
UT Student Protests at JCL for Vegan Thanksgiving Meals
Early last Sunday morning, freshman Megan Wolf woke up from her San Jac dorm and was...
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Campus Life
What to do on UT Campus When Your Only 2 Friends Leave for Thanksgiving
Finally, it’s UT Thanksgiving break, and you won’t, or maybe you can’t, go home for the...
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Booze
5 Places At UT that Need a Liquor License
As all Longhorns unfortunately come to find out, there just aren’t enough drinking spots around the...
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Texas Austin
How to Start Drama with Your Conservative Family Over Thanksgiving
The holiday season is upon us and many UT students will soon be heading home for...
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Campus Life
5 Things To Do when Your Fake ID Gets Denied on Sixth Street
We’ve all been there. You go out when you’re under 21 with the intent to drunk af...
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Campus Life
5 UT Classes to Register for if you Need to Boost Your GPA
It’s time to register for the spring semester, yet it can be hard to know exactly...
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Campus Life
Freshman Blames Exam Failure on Junior Hiding UT Albino Squirrel
Last week, UTPD conducted an investigation following a tip from a freshman claiming that a legendary UT...
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Campus Life
6 Things You’ve Done That’ll Get You A Degree at A&M
Here’s what UT’s Career Services staff doesn’t want you to know: before you even graduated from...
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Can We All Just Agree That Plan II Majors Are the Worst Majors At UT?
UT is famous for the “I’m better than you” attitude of its students. It’s basically a...
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UT Austin Colleges Renamed to Fit What They Actually Are
UT is known for all the majors it offers, there’s something for everyone, but the school...
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The Different Types of Snakes in McCombs
McCombs students are often labelled as the most malicious and shady of all UT students, thus...
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5 UT Classes to Register for if you Need to Boost Your GPA
It’s time to register for the spring semester, yet it can be hard to know exactly...
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A Judgmental Map of UT Austin
Maneuvering around the Forty Acres and the surrounding Austin areas can be difficult for anyone who...
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5 Things To Do when Your Fake ID Gets Denied on Sixth Street
We’ve all been there. You go out when you’re under 21 with the intent to drunk af...
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BREAKING: UT Vs. A&M Rivalry To Be Renewed In 2023 As Long As A&M Visitors Park Their Tractors Off Campus
In a truly momentous email to students and faculty, UT President Greg Fenves announced this week...
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Pike Pours Cocaine on Fenves’ Driveway in Attempt to Cancel Class Again
AUSTIN–In a desperate, last-minute plot to get classes canceled again, sources report that members of UT’s...
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Top 10 Captions for Your Back to School UT Tower Insta
People post pictures at the UT Tower way more at the beginning of the semester. So...
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Texas Rowing Team Sues Texas Rho For Copyright Infringement
AUSTIN, TX–Reports surfaced the past couple of days that Texas Rho, formally known as SAE, is...