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UC Berkeley
QUIZ: Can You Get Someone to Take Your Flyer on Sproul?
Sproul is where all the creatures from the Underworld come to bombard kind, angelic students with...
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UC Berkeley
Wilfert: ‘No Collusion!’ with Russians in 2018 ASUC Election
Last week, Alexander Wilfert won the 2018 ASUC presidential election with 52 percent of the vote,...
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UC Berkeley
Heartwarming! Cal Sorority Girl Launches Fundraiser for Coachella Outfits
Every year, hundreds of Berkeley students flee campus to attend the annual Coachella music festival. For...
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UC Berkeley
5 Gymnastics Routines to do in Front of the Moffitt Toilet’s Motion Sensor to Get The Thing to Fucking Flush
Moffitt is home to the best bathrooms of UC Berkeley: recently remodeled and gender neutral, these...
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UC Berkeley
Berkeley’s 150th Birthday Celebration Draws Stunning Crowd of 5 People
If you thought that Fiat Lux was just a simple marketing campaign of slightly problematic posters...
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UC Berkeley
The 7 Most Painfully Freshman Posts in the UC Berkeley Class of 2022 Facebook Group
Many prospective students received the wonderful news that they were admitted to Cal about a week...
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UC Berkeley
The Top 5 Songs to Blast While You Walk Home at 2 a.m. Pretending That This is Fine You’re Totally Safe Right Now
It’s 2 a.m., the library is closing, and you missed the last Bear Transit shuttle. Shit!...
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UC Berkeley
QUIZ: Which Coachella Stereotype Are You?
We are but a week before Coachella, and everyone at Cal is fucking ready to forget...
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UC Berkeley
7 Alternative Uses for Woo Hon Fai Hall
While you may never have known the name of this building before right now (admittedly we...
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UC Berkeley
Berkeley Financial Aid to Use Trickle Down Economics
With UC Berkeley struggling with a mounting $150 million deficit, the Christ Administration is looking for...
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The Judgmental Map of Orinda, CA
Situated to the east of Berkeley and Oakland, good ol’ Orinda is known for its extreme affluence...
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UC Berkeley Police Closing in on Location of Campus Glory Hole
UC Berkeley Campus Police Investigator, Mike Branson, has been ruthlessly tracking leads on the Campus...
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8 Graphs That Show What Life at Berkeley is Like
The Black Sheep has been tapping into your Google search history, stalking your Facebook feed, and...
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A Judgmental Map of Greek Row, Just in Time for Spring Rush
Spring Rush is in full swing people, and for all of you potential douchebags out there, it can...
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8 Awesome Classes in UC Berkeley’s Course Catalog You Won’t Be Able To Take Next Semester
UC Berkeley’s Spring 2018 course catalog was just released! That means students of all majors are...
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UC Starter Packs, For All Nine UC Schools!
Throughout the history of California the UC system has been academically revered for providing high caliber...
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Quiz: What JUUL Pod Are You?
JUULs have become an increasingly popular form of ecigarette douchery. Conveniently small for on-the-go usage, the...
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11 Facts Tour Guides Don’t Tell You About UC Berkeley
It’s college tour season at UC Berkeley, and large packs of mostly-unqualified high school students are...
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Berkxit Passes, Cal Exits the University of California System
The referendum for the University of California at Berkeley to leave the University of California...
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So You Just Met a Mormon, Here’s More Than You Need to Know About Soaking
With an influx of transfers from BYU (a whole one and a half students), Berkeley must...
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The Black Sheep Checks Out Cal’s Hype Game Day [VIDEO]
Cal football might disappoint on the field (though certainly not last weekend), but Cal game day...