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UC Berkeley
The 5 Sexiest Places in Moffitt to Get Down And Dirty
The biggest consequence of midterm szn is, perhaps, that no one has time to have sex....
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UC Berkeley
3.14 Ways to Celebrate Pi Day 2018 at Cal
You’ve been crossing off the days in your calendar. You’ve got your great-great grandma’s recipe by...
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UC Berkeley
VOTE: How Does the Art Pieces of Casa Zimbabwe Make You Feel?
Ahh, Casa Zimbabwe. The only co-op whose name is as widely known as the Greek houses...
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UC Berkeley
QUIZVENTURE: Can You Plan Spring Break with Your Flakey Friends?
Let’s get right into it. Your friends suck. Whenever you guys do anything it’s up to...
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UC Berkeley
I Wore A Beanie Until People Were Mean About It: Here’s My Story
We all know that kid: the one from lecture who, no matter the weather, will insist...
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UC Berkeley
Cal Sororities Ranked On What Order They Came to Mind When We Tried to List Them from Memory
Most sorority rankings are arbitrary, stupid, and detrimental to the values of sisterhood and Not Going...
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UC Berkeley
Typo Terror: Jake from DX just Invited a Cute Girl to a “Fart Party”
After crushing on Lauren from Anthro for three weeks, freshman Jake Schwartz finally got the nerve...
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UC Berkeley
5 Berkeley Toxins to You Need to Detox Yourself From Immediately
From Sigma Chi Frat boys to in-your-face vegans, there’s a lot of toxic things here at...
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UC Berkeley
Who Said It: Chancellor Christ or Chancellor Palpatine?
It’s time for our favorite game! Who said it? Chancellor edition. Did these quotes come from...
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UC Berkeley
The 6 Best Bathrooms at Cal, Now Please Stop Pissing All Over My Couch
Any Berkeley student can attest that not all bathrooms at Cal were created equal; here are...
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A Judgmental Map of Greek Row, Just in Time for Spring Rush
Spring Rush is in full swing people, and for all of you potential douchebags out there, it can...
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Berkxit Passes, Cal Exits the University of California System
The referendum for the University of California at Berkeley to leave the University of California...
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Cal Football Player “Very Proud” of A- Paper His Coach Wrote for Him
Cal Football wide receiver Donovan Morrison received an A- on his last English paper, the highest...
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11 Facts Tour Guides Don’t Tell You About UC Berkeley
It’s college tour season at UC Berkeley, and large packs of mostly-unqualified high school students are...
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The Judgmental Map of Cal Berkeley Campus
The widespread use of digital maps nowadays is an amazing thing, and yet they lack...
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8 Graphs That Show What Life at Berkeley is Like
The Black Sheep has been tapping into your Google search history, stalking your Facebook feed, and...
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The Judgmental Map of Orinda, CA
Situated to the east of Berkeley and Oakland, good ol’ Orinda is known for its extreme affluence...
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The Judgmental Map of San Jose, California
Since San Jose is the third largest city in California (take that, San Francisco!) there are...
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Quiz: What JUUL Pod Are You?
JUULs have become an increasingly popular form of ecigarette douchery. Conveniently small for on-the-go usage, the...
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UC Starter Packs, For All Nine UC Schools!
Throughout the history of California the UC system has been academically revered for providing high caliber...
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The Black Sheep Checks Out Cal’s Hype Game Day [VIDEO]
Cal football might disappoint on the field (though certainly not last weekend), but Cal game day...