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Sports
Cal Golden Bears vs. Hawaii Rainbow Warriors (What the F*** is a Rainbow Warrior?)
We California Golden Bears are heading into this year’s March Madness with a four-seed, the...
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UC Berkeley
10 Things Only UC Berkeley Students Think are Normal
Ah, UC Berkeley—your little community full of quirky charm and “local color” that made your...
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UC Berkeley
Dean of Law at UC Berkeley Found at Strip Club Offering Free Tuition
Dean of Law at UC Berkeley’s acclaimed law school, Sujit Choudhry, has recently been under fire...
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Campus Life
That Kid You Kind of Knew in Middle School Sure Has a Lot of Political Opinions
Simply put, 2016 has been a real messy election year. From email scandals, to...
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Satire
UC Berkeley to Cut All Majors Except Public Health in Unprecedented Overcorrection
In late February, UC Berkeley put the public health major on the chopping block in...
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Satire
UC Berkeley Pandemic Spreads as ASUC Senate Candidates Flood Facebook
A campus-wide health emergency regarding students’ and faculty’s personal safety first emerged March 1st, 2016, when...
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Campus Life
UC Berkeley Students for Bernie Quietly Prepare to Support Hillary Clinton
On Super Tuesday eleven states voted in the primary elections, and the results had a...
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Campus Life
Steph Curry is Actually Your Freshman Year Roommate (Jessica, is That You?)
We’ve all seen Stephen Curry’s ridiculous 3-pointer from really fucking far away. 35 feet...
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Campus Life
Oscar Nominees Announced for Berkeley’s Best Drunk Snapchat Story
As a part of the Academy Award’s effort to appeal younger audiences, 2016 marks the...
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Arizona
Long Distance Couple Can’t Wait for Return to School
After a month of “I dunno, what do you wanna do?” messages between suburban couple Vince...
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The Judgmental Map of Orinda, CA
Situated to the east of Berkeley and Oakland, good ol’ Orinda is known for its extreme affluence...
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UC Berkeley Police Closing in on Location of Campus Glory Hole
UC Berkeley Campus Police Investigator, Mike Branson, has been ruthlessly tracking leads on the Campus...
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8 Graphs That Show What Life at Berkeley is Like
The Black Sheep has been tapping into your Google search history, stalking your Facebook feed, and...
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A Judgmental Map of Greek Row, Just in Time for Spring Rush
Spring Rush is in full swing people, and for all of you potential douchebags out there, it can...
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8 Awesome Classes in UC Berkeley’s Course Catalog You Won’t Be Able To Take Next Semester
UC Berkeley’s Spring 2018 course catalog was just released! That means students of all majors are...
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UC Starter Packs, For All Nine UC Schools!
Throughout the history of California the UC system has been academically revered for providing high caliber...
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Quiz: What JUUL Pod Are You?
JUULs have become an increasingly popular form of ecigarette douchery. Conveniently small for on-the-go usage, the...
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11 Facts Tour Guides Don’t Tell You About UC Berkeley
It’s college tour season at UC Berkeley, and large packs of mostly-unqualified high school students are...
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Berkxit Passes, Cal Exits the University of California System
The referendum for the University of California at Berkeley to leave the University of California...
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So You Just Met a Mormon, Here’s More Than You Need to Know About Soaking
With an influx of transfers from BYU (a whole one and a half students), Berkeley must...
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The Black Sheep Checks Out Cal’s Hype Game Day [VIDEO]
Cal football might disappoint on the field (though certainly not last weekend), but Cal game day...